I’m not cool anymore and have not made the time in my life to listen to FKA Twigs, but I heartily commend this. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go put on Peepshow.

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I remember computer class in 1983. We were in sixth grade, so of course we would give the computer instructions like “fuck”. The computer would respond with, “I don’t know how to fuck” and we would laugh and laugh. We basically sexually harassed a computer.

Is she in the Fresh Faces issue because her current face is only a year or two old? Or is that the other sister? I honestly don’t have any idea which is which. Is this the one who started having sex with the older guy who looks like a possum fetus who had a child with her half-brother’s girlfriend while she was still…

Sheeeeit! Even Kylie MINOGUE was doing wigs before Kylie Jenner.

I’d like to add to the list:

no i wont and u cant make me, clover, no

scaring mine too fam

Maybe you were eating so you didn’t have to talk to your sister-in-law and her bitch friends. If so, good for you.

I like that probable-alien Ted Cruz is eating aluminum foil.

It's like she doesn't even understand who watches shows like American Idol.

#neverforget Wino Forever

I think this pose already makes them married in some countries.

His rescue picture looks romantic. Maye the rescuer can marry him :)

I really wanted the story to end with these two falling in love.

Sure, he may have climbed up there to propose to his girlfriend but sometimes a big strong man comes in and sweeps you up the Kinsey scale.

The third photo is perfect for their Save the Date!

And honestly my post was legit like “Hey, Hillary isn’t a garbage monster who murders babies, she has some problems but she’s actually trying to do the right thing” and people were like “FUCK YOU SHE IS WORSE THAN HITLER.”

defend bernie: get bombarded

I can’t with him anymore...remember when we thought he was so well spoken and suave in the 90's?