Speaking as an outsider to the whole Nirvana experience (look, I was firmly in the Pearl Jam camp in the “Nirvana or Pearl Jam” argument, my generation’s “Beatles or Rolling Stones”), I’ll say that all the people sensible enough to realize Courtney’s role in Cobain’s life and death have made peace and are going to be…

My grandfather sends us middle aged birthday cards on our 27th birthdays based on the logic that we are heading into the middle third of our life expectancy. (I think it’s a bit of an underestimation, especially for the girls, but whatever). It’s dark but also kind of hilarious.

Try as she may, at the end of the day, she’ll never be this

There is nothing like old school Madonna!!! The Madonna of today though... Not impressed.

Yes. I really want to still love her, out of love for that woman from back then. :/

Madonna is trying to make Drake a her new boyfriend??? isn’t he kind of old for her

Meh... the final book is 8 years old. At this point the ending is general pop culture knowledge whether you read the books or not the same way “Bruce Willis was dead the whole time” and “Darth Vader is Luke’s father” are.

I’m still mortified from the time I accidentally friend requested my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend like a weirdo. We had never met. And this was like a month into the relationship. I was a little drunk and was Facebook stalking her because I’M A HUMAN BEING.

I was stoned one night and I accidentally clicked accept on my aunt’s friend request. I was so horrified and defriended her seconds later. Damage done.

Or when your MIL follows all of your activity in her ticker and Likes your friends’ photos of their kids even though she doesn’t know them. (Yes, I know my friends need to up their privacy settings, but still... weird.)

An old family friend “likes” everything anybody posts. Even if it’s about something horribly sad or infuriating. I feel so awkward sharing a fb thread with her.

I HAVE DONE THIS. Also embarrassing, liking a really old photo when you just friended someone and just start looking through their pics and then realizing its super old and makes you look like a creeper.

Okay, yes, if I go to an establishment that serves beer and I am drinking said beer I will just simply pee at home. Yuh huh.

Wait, they answered the phone as “bathroom mirror”? They are now referring to themselves as this incident?

Reunite with Shy Ronnie RiRi!!!

performance guesses

I can’t even imagine the level of violence I’d visit on someone who hurt one of my cats. And I’d go to prison not apologizing for anything.

They covered her name on the sign with duct tape. Phssh! Yeah, you’re awesomely fired.

If some asshole killed my cat with a bow and arrow I’d come after them with a fucking vengeance. I’m glad she lost her job. No one who enjoys killing animals for fun should be permitted to treat them.

It’s pretty easy to tell which personalities are insufferable jerks to those they feel are “beneath” them by observing the revenge exacted by stylists and makeup artists.