I think the problem people are having is not with her age but with her lack of finesse. Her brashness and boldness used to be carefully orchestrated in a way that was both shocking and somehow elegant. What she's doing now just feels like an out of touch mom trying to "be hip." It comes off as sad.

I am 38 and started college when I was 16, so I am pretty sure I went to college earlier than the author.

True story: when I took my AP History exam, a girl I totally had the hots for was sitting behind me. It was a hot late-May day, so I was wearing shorts and sneakers with no socks. Because I was a Very Serious Student, I was hunched over the test, with my legs tucked under the chair. About an hour into the test, I felt…

#realwomenhavecurves

Dear Future Husband,

"Grandpa," the young boy asked, his vision caught by one of the faded magazine covers in the abandoned supermarket , "Who were the Kardashians?"

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

"No, Tyga, that's too early!"

But where are all these people today? Did they settle into wedded bliss, or are they still swinging singles?? The Times needs to do a 40 years later follow-up!

"You've already been violated. It's just not worth it. It's too much humiliation."

"Marvin Gaye's song goes ding-ding-ding-dingdingdingding. Robin's goes ding-ding-ding-tingtingtingting. It's not the same."

I'm guessing a lot of artists will be under pressure to stop, collaborate and listen to what their attorneys have to say.

I think the problem here is that a scary amount of people automatically believe things they read as long as it's from a source they believe to be trustworthy, whether that trust is erroneous or not. Oh my friend who I think is smart posted that—must be true. It's on Google, so it must be fine. They wouldn't allow…

I don't know how Madonna runs her life/career, but I somehow doubt she personally posts anything on Twitter/Instagram. I'm sure she has to give the OK, but probably leaves it up to the social media assistant to make sure everything is accurate. I'm not really making an excuse for Madonna, I just don't think…

I have a modest offering.

Uh, it's spelled "Epique Shitshough" because Hipsters. Jeez X, get it right.

Don't you mean "libtards"?

you are right. no one's at the office today because all the trains are shitty, and so i had to pick up the slack at gawker's weekly beer meeting, so to speak