Lindsey Graham is so stupid he got caught drunk driving at the bumper cars.

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

I am of the get over it and move on mindset. I think in nearly every instance it's better to just walk away clean because there is always some underlying stuff that you're better off without.

I am six weeks post blindside-breakup and want nothing more than for my ex to vaporize into nothingness and be annihilated forevermore. I already have plenty of friends.

Yes, and if the designers need fur, they have to buy it from estate sales where everything smells like Vics and rosewater. Vintage fur only. NO MORE NEW FUR. Fucking A. I hate people.

Everybody's got the hots for 16-18 year olds. They're just fuckin' hot. Boys and girls. They're the hottest they'll ever be in their lives. I look back at photos from high school (of myself and others) and think "My God, I/we/they were fuckin' hot back then, why the hell weren't we all just having sex all the…

Jan's lyrics are actually quite clever, though.

There's something old-school punk rock about Jan Terri that I love.

I thought she was going for Madonna's Erotica cover.

There is no shoe.

Several of my family members believe #thedress is a conspiracy by the socialist democrats to distract the sheeple from ...something.

LESBIAN SHITASSES FTW!!!!

"I keep up with social memes and I see all of this stuff going around."

Native Americans probably don't feel the same about that 'great track record'.

Boniva?

Yeah, actually pretty impressed with how quick she came back.

Oh, wow. It looks like the dancers pulled the cape on dramatic cue...before she had completely untied it. I'm impressed she got back up and just carried on . And that she was actually singing live. PS: Think the cape holders are in search of new employment today?

IMAGINE BEING THE POOR FUCKER WHO PULLED THE CAPE