Quite a juicy apple.

I wonder where Blanche would fall on Dr. McBroom's spectrum.

What about the mermens? This is mersandry.

"It was a well-kept secret that Bill fucked everything that moved."

I always appreciate anyone who's super open about who they really are. Kind of like rockstars. "Yeah, I sleep with tons of women, I cheat, I do drugs. So?" They're telling you who they are, upfront and they never really judge anyone. People who are way too self-righteous, too judgemental and so called "clean", are…

Dear Jennifer Lee...........

As I've said: So what if someone means well but doesn't quite articulate her idea as well as she might when the entire world is watching? Gotta find outrage somewhere.

When I was around eight or nine, I used to have this history of Donald Duck book. It was one of my absolute favorite books.

Hey, no shame in that game! She spent years on Medium, do you think she ever thought in a million years she would be nominated for an Oscar??

As someone diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder 4 years ago and still struggling and failing to live a normal life, I'm curious to see Wiig's portrayal. Outside of some publicity the condition got when current Chicago Bears wide receiver went public with his own diagnosis, also 4 years ago, its not very well…

Maybe they should have gone all Lizzie McGuire, with the Inner Goddess as a cartoon character that pops up in inappropriate moments.

I'm hoping her script is like this one from http://shitroughdrafts.com/.

James has, based on her contract, every right to ask for what she wants but Variety reports that other authors of successful franchises (J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer are cited) have generally been more hands-off, recognizing that there's a difference between a five million page book and a two hour movie.

I was imagining her as an evil megalomaniac. It's my own EL James fanfiction.

"Where's the lettuce?"

Invisibility would explain why all of those people can't recall him being present at events he described.

"You get blackballed." "She gets blackballed." "EVERYONE GETS BLACKBALLED!!"

Mo'Nique says that several major acting opportunities initially offered to her "all just went away" afterward. That includes a role in Empire (now a huge show for Fox) and the part in Lee Daniels' The Butler that Oprah Winfrey ended up playing. Mo'Nique was also supposed to play Richard Pryor's grandmother in a…