FTFY. Seriously, teenage girls are insane on the internet. I am never letting my kids have access to social media.

Uh, no.

Some of these comments...

Pokes fun at marginalized communities? Have you actually seen the cartoons? Because they specifically make fun of Islamic terrorists who behead people. If "Islamic terrorists who behead people" is a "marginalized community" you're worried about, I don't agree with you.

Here in America we get offended by the dumb shit people say ALL THE TIME. We get offended by comedians' jokes ALL THE TIME. The issue here is mass murder. I don't know what your news media is reporting, but "no one should have been offended" is not the underlying current here. No one should have been murdered is.

What these terrorists didn't have a right to do is kill innocent people over a cartoon. I don't think you're arguing that they did, so please don't misunderstand me.

I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

You should read about what Charlie Hebdo actually wrote and drew. They satirized all religions and in fact, their latest cover was a satire on an anti-Islamic book written by a Frenchman.

I think your aunt is into performance art.

She had her back done.

HOW DOES HER SISTER NOT FEEL HER SISTER'S NIPPLE ON HER BACK?

yeah :-(

Do not mansplain this to me.

Actually, the blog is fine.

If I wanted to see smut like this I'd be reading Deadspin. Or, jesus christ, GAWKER.

Same. I thought this was a feminist blog.

Wow, Jezebel. So disappointed in you.

I was also amazed at her ability to quickly obtain men. Clearly there were a lot of lonely Polish men around. I don't really feel the least bit sorry for her. She had a hell of a body count.

"This was the ugly truth behind the verdict: Tillie would never have been locked up for life if she were attractive."

Oh come on, it's _obviously_ a shadow op run by Ben and Jerry's to discredit Jell-o Pudding Pops by association.