In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...

God, I love her.

I'm no huge Madonna fan either, but this is like a top 10 party-starter IMHO.

one song in, and SO GOOD. Better so far than her last two albums. So excited. It's less desperate-to-be-back and more just good dance pop.

Yo Madonna, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but "Get Into the Groove" is the greatest Madonna club song of all time - OF ALL TIME!

WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME KATE?

"What was it like, raising these two?"
"It has not been easy." and then later, "I know we have to take responsibility for them."

I'm ROLLING.

She's so embarrassed by those two. That's the glorious part of all this. You can just picture her sitting there watching this, afraid the neighbors are all seeing her children duke…

This is absolutely disgusting.

Chicago. We have crazy taxes on tobacco, unfortunately. If I can get out to a different county, I'll stock up because it's like half the price.

F that, I always take a dollar if someone offers.

Dude, always take the dollar. That's like 1/10 of a pack. If 10 people give a dollar, that's a new pack for me.

I was once out drinking with friends and saw a guy dressed as Santa, smoking. I proceeded to sit on his knee, bite my lip, and tell him I'd been a very, very bad girl but I really wanted a cigarette.

I found this comforting that I'm not the only one who pees that much. Though for me it's an inability to sit still causing me to get up from my desk every 20 minutes to get tea or water, then peeing 20 minutes later because I drank too much tea and water. I assume everyone in my office thinks I have some kind of…

I'm still stuck on $9 for a cup of bone broth! Isn't bone broth the kind of thing starving peasants made when they didn't have any other food? It's basically what you eat after you've already finished eating all the grass in the area, and right before you throw a full-on Donner Party.

Seriously, I spend $79 on food for the week. And 90% of that food is soup.

"that was something I wanted to do to make myself feel confident..."

I wasn't aware Adobe had a new products called muscles...going to have to check that out.

Any excuse to talk about what remains the funniest movie I've ever seen (the fact that so much of it is improvised never ceases to amaze me.) My family watches it every Thanksgiving!