Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Grief counselors will be available in the parking lot.

Otter Titsling.

We need something to lift our spirits.

Aww. I feel sorry for her. These kinds of people dream of stardom their whole lives. And she seems to have everything but the right songs and whatever quality makes you interesting to an American public. So to be right on the edge of what you want and then told to "go away" is brutal. Haven't we all dreamed a lofty…

Ehh, to be fair, probably not the first seed in your dad's mind. ;-)

But why is a thong dress??

What? How would that even work?!?!

I had no idea it was even a bar: I just thought it was a cute image. Cool!

So the woman who got scratched has until the next blood moon to kill the original one or she turns into Amanda Bynes, right?

It's a nasty side-effect of life online. The crazies get to hide behind anonymity and aim torrents of cruelty, shaming, lies and scorn at vulnerable people — attacks they clearly know better than to voice in public. Apparently the McCann's have been subjected to it for years: trolls were even tracking their movements…

Part of me wants to be concerned that we are appraching an age where rouge groups like Anonymous ( just an example, not saying they're involved in this) are allowed to run free and vigilant justice reigns supreme, but then i read this...

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

I think there are lots of people who stick to every item on their list of deal breakers. They're called 'single'.

That summarizes the plot to essentially all gay porn flicks.

I'm so sorry for your loss. Their lives are so short but they impact us so deeply. Here is a photo of Mopps Mcdoogle my shelter puppy poodle mix to make your heart feel better. (sorry it's huge)

Kind of a confusing, messy shot from when I was learning to use a 35mm camera as a kid. His name was Chowder, he was totally gross and totally loyal and was the best side kick ever. I lost him 10 years ago and I think about him everyday.

Yeah, I was just popping in to say - how heteronormative of Gaga.

And in another case of "I can't believe I have this gif to use"...