Who gives a shit? Seriously.

Fanfic can be written by anyone who takes pre-established plots or characters they did not create, within a storyline under an already established name they did not create, and then make up their own situations and plots using the aforementioned.

Because they’re the LOUDEST and most FREQUENT creators of comments, Youtube videos and general bitchiness.

What in the world do you think all those SW novelizations are?

Why should I give a single damn about more whining?

They do it because it gets views. A lot of views.

Go tell it to your momma, she’ll be impressed.

I already gave my opinion and told you how specious your own has been.

No. I called them “old”, like me.

A Bill Murray stan is calling someone else a hipster?

Well, I hate to break it to you but I don’t own any Apple products and always thought Jobs was a grifting, thieving, piece of shit, anyway.

Ugh, would you people PLEASE stop bringing up Jezebel on The Root or Splinter.

Smores.  I’m thinking, Smores.

And yet, there are state universities who’ve done just this kind of selection making when choosing among applicants. Some using the top 20 percent. Along with other criteria that ensure success for these choices.

And, just like that, you get un-greyed.

You really think that a top 10 percenter would go below the floor of a remedial course? Yeah, right. Fuck you.

Murray’s wife says differently.

At this point, I’ll settle for his ass getting fired before the week is out.

Get Marc Almond and I will PAY for that damn ticket.

The Ramones merely needed to find white trash with a police record and talent for being rough trade.