There are no mental gymnastics.

And when I hear them talk shit on his show about how disgusting and stupid Americans are and how we deserve to be scammed, I kind of can’t help but agree?

Canada had slaves.

You were splitting hairs and now you’re being needlessly outrageous.

Ascribing slavery to the Canadians, that is, motherfuckers who lived in Canada, is correct and proper.

Following the attack, Sumpter ran outside and stabbed one of his attackers.

That’s like saying “I only owned slaves under my married name.”

They better move.

Yes, but that’s the thing for me: It’s part of your job.

Everyone in this story is or was trash.

I eat it at least once a week (ugh, my heart! Elizabeth..I’m coming...) and give zero fucks what it looks like or if it’s funny to any of my white acquaintances. Funny enough, my Central American friends understand and feel me completely.

I never use the reviews, anyway. I figured out they were either gamed by supporters or lovers of a movie/TV show, to make it seem like the show/movie was 5 stars and wonderful. Or people who either didn’t understand the movie they watched or with some other weird agenda.

Hello, person from the past!  We can hear you fine!  

No doubt out of fear they’d demand ID, search their house (illegally, because police aren’t afraid of that one anymore), take any money or valuables they found “just in case” and, maybe, just arrest a bunch of the partygoers for shits and giggles.

Chinese children!

CONSERVATIVE American Catholics.

You’re not stupid. Why are you pretending to be?

“I knight thee...whoops...hand slipped...sorry about your President’s head...my bad.”

She’s wishing her mother was still alive because she could have had her stab Trump and claim it was dementia.

Magid Magid is the most beautiful thing I have seen this year and I can’t believe I didn’t know he existed until now.