Now if only a competent developer would make a GoTs RPG.

Oh man, nba fans are quick to forget, this postseason has been one of back-and-forths and blowouts, but lots of hot takes after game 1, as usual.

TIL a roster is literally two guys.

I don’t watch the Warriors much but I came away with two lukewarm takes last night.
A) The people who bitch and moan about them getting calls kind of have a point. Some of those screens are fucking brutal. Draymond was on 4 fouls and kept bulldozing people.
B) I didn’t think it was possible but Steph looked like he…

The Thunder’s defensive strategy was as good as anyone is going to play against Curry and Thompson bombing from Sacramento, but the deciding part of the game was an overly long period of the third quarter where the Thunder offense consisted of Westbrook/Durant dribbling for 10 seconds and then tossing the ball to…

I thought it was an asshole move for taking the shot tbh. I know in the grand scheme it wouldn't have mattered, the game was sealed. Just seemed like a self glorifying shot, which I'm fine with, but an asshole shot nonetheless.

<Makes jerkoff motion with hand>

Thought OKC had it. Not so much. Westbrook self-destructed. KD disappeared in the 4th. Adams and his mustache rebounded well but couldn’t handle Curry 1:1.

It’s definitely not looking good, specifically because KD absolutely shit the bed. Taking terrible shots, losing the three point shooters, and throwing the ball away in key situations in the game. The guy’s supposed to be a superstar in a contract year, and not only did he let his team down, he really gave the game…

Too soon bro

These playoffs have turned me into a Steph hater. Is it just me or has he gotten really fucking annoying?

That was amazing. In the final couple minutes it was like OKC forgot how to even dribble.

Durant just beat the Thunder. It was like watching an animal, eat itself. Incredible and horrifying all at once.

Pretty unbelievable choke job by OKC. More of the same shit they did the last time GSW came in and broke their hearts in that arena, just standing around watching the game slip away from them, dribbling for 20 seconds and then making a half-hearted flail at the basket, watching it get stripped and watching GSW’s…

The Warriors can’t feel good about how hard they kept punching OKC in the mouth, creating all those noisy eruptions from their home crowd, and how OKC just kept coming right back at them.

You described it as “Warriors kicked the Thunder’s asses”, which shows you didn’t even look at the box score, let alone watch the games.

Despite Burneko’s smartass response, I think this is a pretty solid point. Rebounding has clearly been a trouble spot for the Warriors all season when playing their “death lineup” and OKC can exploit that more dangerously than anyone. Look at how many defensive rebounds have turned into points for OKC this series and…

Strong take, Wilbon.

I hate to give a hot-taker like Cowherd any credit whatsoever, but every once in a while he’ll have a point.

“If Curry’s shot fades, what’s left? He’s 6' 2", and a buck eighty. There’s not a lot to offer there. That’s your unanimous MVP.”