i dunno, even in the realm of Muppet Christmas Specials, i feel like Emmit Otter is a legit contender!  

The White Chrises are a category of their own! But yeah, Chris Brown would def top a list of the worst... Chrises of Color lol

You Europeans, being comfortable with your bodies and not being bitter and judgemental, then lensing that through religious piety for cover. My joyless scold ancestors on the Mayflower murdered millions of Indigenous people to get away from just such behavior.

Just gonna hazard a guess here...this ACAB PD will have a Juvenile Hall and/or local prison, both for-profit, that they are incentivized to keep filled to capacity. This is your actual school to jail pipeline, documented.

I know it’s funny to snark on this situation, but I’m related to two immediate family members who are mentally ill but do not fit the strict legal criteria for involuntary treatment and/or commitment. (I suspect that’s the case with Petrie-Blanchard.)

Madison Cawthorn is a stripper/porn star name.

While I know the odds were very small to begin with, I still feel somewhat comforted here by the knowledge that the top military brass utterly hates Trump.

This...

If this was a straight couple on the hallmark channel, yes it would be lame.

Also - does anybody have any idea who authorized this? Because I don’t think it was Congress

Until then, however, we have to worry about whatever the hell he is up to with his minions in the Pentagon

Look, as a lesbian who can’t bring her girlfriend home for the holidays, I am absolutely being pandered to. And I am HERE for it. I plan on sobbing my eyes out and watching this like... as many times as possible this year.

Also, Tegan and Sara wrote a Christmas song for the soundtrack.

People on the internet are…

This is the kind of reporting we need right now. 

Ya know, I’d normally say “eff it” and move on cause fuck him, or not even bother commenting, but cat buddy stopped by and brought a friend the other day. The lighting is awful and I had just thrown out a cat bed cause it’s getting a little chilly, but cat guy brought a little cat guy by and I fed em afterwards. If ya…

They traded the fire hoses and dogs for pepper spray and rubber bullets. As it was true back then and will be proven true once again, the police of the United States are on the wrong side of history.

Every single cop in that department needs to thrown in prison. Even the ones that weren’t there. There’s no saving that department, toss them all in the brig.