Perhaps, but that would suggest a richer inner life, and a greater capacity for self-reflection than he seems to possess. I think it might really be as simple as it appears on the surface - he looks at everything from the perspective of how it can benefit him, and he truly doesn’t understand the concepts of altruism…

Ask your doctor if Dolezal is white for you.

If Kate didn’t draw it it didn’t happen.

It’s no wonder so many asshole men vote against abortion and birth control — no one would be willing to take that risk for them if they didn’t make it impossible not to.

My wife or my child wouldn’t be here today. She got preeclampsia, and couldn’t deliver vaginally. His heart rate dropped dangerously every time she got moved on her bed.
Fuck Ted Cruz.

Yeah EXACTLY. And you know what? I was a person who was like “oh this isn’t scary” when I had my first kid. And it wasn’t! I had great doctors, everything was fine, I recovered nicely. Lah did dah, right?

The idea that pregnancy isn’t dangerous has the same root as why people don’t think measles are dangerous. We’ve made pregnancy so safe (even with how dangerous it still is!) that people have forgotten the historical death toll. Measles used to ravage populations, and women used to die in childbirth all the time. It…

Every once in a while I consider how many friends’ funerals I’d have been to by now if not for access to good OB care, and it’s absolutely staggering. Of my dozen or so fondest girlfriends, I’d have five left. Three of those do not have kids. One would have had a stillbirth. Only one had an uncomplicated pregnancy and …

You know what, Ted? When you squeeze a watermelon out your butt after 18 hours of trying, then you can comment on pregnancy, okay?

But send in your ballots, send them in strong, whether it’s solicited or unsolicited.

Nope. She’ll stick around until he croaks, and then she and Trump’s kids will get into a huge tiff about who owns what and who should get whatever else. 

“It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?”

Well, to the untrained eye, the man did campaign like he was trying to throw the race. But that’s just because he’s so hilariously out of touch.

I mean with the Kennedys that is somehow entirely believable.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I spent the majority of my life living near a couple of the richest zip codes in the country. Rich people style comes in a few flavors:

Yep. He said one of the quiet parts out loud, didn’t he?

respect my rights and no one else’s