I don’t know that it matters to them though.

Well, mine dried up like the Old West when I heard his voice. A tumble weed rolled out.

Ben Shapiro is that guy from college who wants to convince you the female orgasm is a myth and the clitoris doesn’t have any nerve endings.

Came here to say this verbatim. I’m not sure this segment is doing what you think it is, Ben. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Just stick to the dry rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

Dude, I get non-stop advertisements on YouTube for his sister’s YouTube channel, where she bills herself as a conservative influencer. I keep telling YouTube to stop showing me her ads, but she must be paying good money to keep them in my feed. I know I shouldn’t hate conservative women more than I hate conservative…

Wait, Ben Shapiro is married, yet he’s unfamiliar with wet pussies?

... to say nothing of the vibrant communal bath culture ...

I mean, I don’t understand how a guy who has been through what he went through, struggling so hard to get fair compensation and being weighed down by massive medical debt, can be so against “socialized medicine.”  But we should be careful how we describe his lawsuit....$3 million probably isn’t that much money…

If he’s a real estate developer after purchasing a single foreclosed property, then I must be a dealership because I sold my old car a couple of weeks ago.

I don’t live in his potential district but I am on the very edge, my neighbor across the street is in his district, so I see the ads and stuff for him and it always cracks me up. He’s this baby-faced kid in a bulletproof vest holding his rifle with one of the WASP-iest names I’ve ever heard talking about stopping…

And then you have a woman who has seven kids from three different fathers, but none of those dads are around.

“We need to be more like the Greeks and the Romans!”

They suspended two students, reinstated only one student.  FUCK Georgia.

The official presidential portrait. Quite realistic.

Everyone I know who took the GED and attended a community college instead of high school hugely benefitted from it. A good friend of mine transferred from a community college at 16 to the university system and then Harvard and Harvard Law from where she graduated at age 23. Even without the pandemic, high school is…

You guys are good parents. Fuck it. I’m a teacher and in my opinion, the best thing for kids of any age is that they feel safe, secure, and loved right now. By supporting and listening your son’s ideas (which sound like good ones) about his future is going to give him confidence in his choices. And he’s going to…

For fuck’s sake. I’m glad my youngest kid (11th grade this year) attends a school system that announced weeks ago that everything would be online, but the superintendent also said “for the first quarter” and that after that they were planning in-school part time. The high school he goes to has FIVE THOUSAND STUDENTS…

In fairness to the school, I don't think they only cleaned the school. They also suspended the student who published the photo. 

Yeah, about that “random Target”: