Thanks, I hate it!

“Daniel fast” is what my son says before he takes off running.

Bless you for this.

I fart directly on my cats, partly as revenge for one of them waking me up when he needs someone with thumbs to pay attention to him. I don’t feel bad jostling Wild Bill when I’m rolling over, but if Harry decided on a rare night to snuggle then I would not even move to get up for work.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I LOVE Queen Latifah. I’ve considered her my mother-figure ever since I got drunk and watched all the Ice Age movies. Consequently, Ray Romano is now my father.

I’m tired of third parties not calling this behavior out. I’m tired of moderators being blind to this behavior. Why is it this woman’s job to bear the labor of being bullied and then do the work of calling attention to it (and then possibly be ignored like last Friday proved.) Clearly the disgust of the viewing public…

This picture is the embodiment of the song Sound of Silence.

I love Queen Latifah. I’ve considered her my mother after getting drunk and watching all the Ice Age movies. Subsequently, Ray Romano is my father.

Ah-ha! I should have known it was always about the money!

What is the endgame for anti-vaxxers? What do they gain from a society of unvaccinated citizens?

“Everybody assumes that Trump will be dead meat by 2020,” 

I hate the excuse “I just wanted to open a dialogue about racism”. Don’t you think non-white people have been talking about racism since forever? Don’t act like such a trailblazer when you get caught being racist.

McCrory:

TW: suicide

SAME. Also, why is there a swastika if these people are anti-nazi? That’s a nazi symbol, used to intimidate others. Why use it when you’re trying to tell nazis to get out?

Wow, Cortana is amazing. Now I know why Joaquin Phoenix fell in love with it.

Damnit, Warren Buffet. Go back to your precious Margaritaville and find your lost shaker of salt and sing about pirates and parrots and... and... that's Jimmy Buffet I'm talking about, isn't it... f*ck.