I was absolutely convinced they had starred in a romcom together in the 90s. Then I realized I was conflating Autumn in New York and Sweet November. Worse, neither of them were comedies (in the unironic sense.)

“pasteurized garbage milk”

Nicholas II was forced to abdicate as tsar

I had the police called on me once for, literally, walking down a street. I gave my name and pointed towards where I lived (on the same street). When he asked for ID I said no and walked away.

Too bad she’s no good:

Looks absolutely terrible.

If Rami Malek could actually create something onstage to compare to what Freddie Mercury could, he would be off doing that with his life. He can’t, so what is the point of this?

It’ll be a shallow greatest hits snoozer and function as a vanity project for all involved. It will be a crap movie.

J…

I responded by stating back without a beat, “Why would I have to show ID?, I wasn’t diving”

That article is talking about data from 2000-2001. Unless you have some current information then maybe you shouldn’t comment.

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

No, that was the next season where it really became clear that that lifetime was going to pick someone they thought had the best chance of turning into a personal brand, and hand them wins all season. When she showed up with a final collection that was total shit compared to everyone else, suddenly everyone got $500…

“It is pretty fucked for headlines to say things like “Tesla with autopilot slams into...”

Unfortunately, he survives on gimmicks. Even Irreversible, for all its horribles, it really more about the gimmick of how he smashed that head, the gimmick of the reverse structure and, yes, the gimmick of the longest, most horrible rape scene ever recorded to film. Pull them out and the movie is nothing; with them…

First we amused ourselves to death, now we are conveniencing ourselves to death.

“But is Noé really the public enemy No. 1 his marketing team would have you believe?” LOL no. Most people who have seen his movies hate them*, but most people have never heard of him.  

So what? Fuck this guy and his empty ziplock bag of a wife.

Just a quick correction—Bjork was harassed during the filming of Dancer in the Dark. Though most of his films are indeed interchangeable on “brutalizing women” front.

For reference, this is the Climax poster Dowd is talking about:

My reaction to everything Gaspar Noe has ever done:

Noe is the only filmmaker I avoid because I’m truly afraid of getting motion sickness while watching one of his movies.