If you only knew! Part of my life is awesome in ways, I will admit. However, the other part is fuuuucked. Losing a dog recently, being unemployed, and my bestie leaving for 3 months. However, no matter what: I am thankful for what I am afforded.

I’ve never liked strip clubs cause I don’t like being teased, and have never been into the whole “serve me” sex perspective. I want a chance to have sex with the pretty woman I’ve had sexy flirtations with all night - without expectations of payment; and should that sex occur, I actually believe in reciprocity. That…

I lived there for 4 years and I reluctantly have to agree. The municipality is constantly broke and so they are always looking for ways to shake down people for more money. I’ve lived several places but NOLA was the only one where the *city* had an additional property tax on my car.

Same. No, I mean yes, I mean that literally. Our 7 year old daughter is in violin lessons right at this time every week, and it’s my peak farting around on gawker sites time.

Anthony’s just jelly because his most creative use of a spoon over an open flame was...well, you know.

Right. And how many people at your work do you talk to about your salary? It’s unnatural to think people know what each other make in TV when, outside of jobs involving timecards, almost NO ONE in other industries has these discussions.

Nan Goldin is SUPER out of touch with reality. I don’t mean this in a disparaging way - she is a brilliant and troubled artist who has very little interaction with or awareness of regular people and the circles they move in. She’s been largely insulated from the world for the last decade or so due to substance abuse…

It’s “now” a scam? Does nobody remember the ‘90s?

My nephew is autistic. I will never understand why this shit stays alive. My brother and sister in law have enough to deal with trying to make sure he gets everything he needs and the miles of red tape and paperwork, why try to make them feel guilty and responsible for making him a special needs kid? What’s the end…

To my mind, people have become so conservative, especially the millennials—it’s like the 1960s never happened

I mean there was already a really mediocre pizza place there so I don’t see what’s different about this.

Not surprising. That kind of double talk is par for the course with racist shitheads. Particularly against Latinos, as I can personally attest. They want you to be American, but when they need you to be a stereotype of what they think a Latino should be, they shit on you for not conforming to that.

40% of GOP primary voters thought electing the poster boy for crony capitalism would be a good idea since he was a businessman, but neglected to look into how he actually ran said businesses. :(

When right-wingers talk about “repealing burdensome regulations” this is the sort of stuff they’re talking about. It’s ironic, though, isn’t it, that capitalism can really only function effectively when there is true price transparency and yet the God’s of Capitalism would have us inhabit an economy where consumers…

You mean we live in a world where everyone will fly #Southwest?

Nah, you overestimate the average person. We live in a world where we’re racing to the bottom because everyone wants the cheapest everything. Companies have shown they are routinely willing to sacrifice quality to make things cheaper to drive more sales…

Reminder: This is the asshole in Iowa who has miniature Confederate flags on his desk. Iowa was on the side of the Union during the Civil War. Displaying that flag alone as a Union state member signals out and out racism, not Southern Pride. Especially if you were born and raised in Iowa your entire life. Not even…

I guess, but acting isn’t the most secure career and for all he knows the money he got is his last paycheck, meanwhile the production company is going to make money on this series for years as the continue to sell it in more markets as it gets dubbed and they’re the ones who paid the Queen less in a series called “The…

This. Please stop giving her attention, you’re just feeding it.

Good intentioned assholes with firearms are just as dangerous as bad intentioned assholes with guns. The proper response (as any bank teller will explain) to anyone pointing a firearm at you and demanding your wallet or whatever is to simply give it to them.

What’s Tomi Lahren up to?