Something tells me that the OP finds text, books and digital archives just too Coastal Elitist, economical anxiety inducing and alt-left.
Even pictures are challenging, the OP needs large bronze things to remember stuff.

Well she ain’t no Bianca Jagger!

I’m picturing a stereotypical movie tough guy stabbing open a kilo of Parmesan and licking a sample off the end of the knife like a 90s action movie.

Russian trump bot

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

She’s signed on to be a judge on the reboot of American Idol. She’ll be fine.

This is going to get very bloody, very quick.

Hit by a car on the way to the abortion clinic, like in Party of Five!

Well at least they can be fairly certain how their kids will turn out.

A friend of mine rounded a corner in NYC back in the 80s and crashed right into him - smashing her ice cream cone between them and against his shirt. She said he looked at her with amusement, like “Well, this is a novel way for a fan to get close.” He politely declined her offer to clean his shirt with her napkin, and…

This week, Taylor Swift and her English boyfriend who may or may not dream of electric sheep,

What makes Paul Newman’s action even more interesting is that he did it without outside pressure or posturing. He really was a great guy who walked the walk in so many ways.

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

Sure, I bet you aren’t a bigot at all! I bet that’s why you felt a need to bring this shit up, unprompted, basically to tell trans folks to know their place.

That’s a fair view I think.

Thank you.

You say that before you even try. Call them, tell them you won’t buy any of their products as long as this type of thing airs on the local news and they advertise with it. They’ll hear you or they won’t but it doesn’t hurt to try. Doesn’t do anyone any good to say “They won’t listen if I say anything” without trying.

Contact their advertisers.

Ah, memories ...