Yeah there was a lot of scuttling along the baseboard once the lights came on

Gotta love the look on their faces when they realized they done fucked up bad on camera.

Dany should have been getting all kinds of red flags when her dragons were a little too chill with Jon Snow...

Uh, he wasn’t there to teach them anything or present a different point of view. He was there to agree with them and be their Black Friend. I fully expect him to “come out” as a Republican sometime before the election, and I look forward to the expose that exposes who is paying him.

Fuck the not all cops crowds when this shit comes up more and more often with public fucking problems that police don’t get consequences and statistics.

WHAT THE FUCK

I’m not actually sure he’s going out of his way. Seems pretty accustomed to behaving like a shithead.

Time to start issuing subpoenas.

Do you think if they were black they would dump all those cases? Or worry about how badly they’ve mishandled the evidence, the case, etc.?

Fuck, I forgot who we were talking about as I was writing my comment.

This whole shootout is on video too from multiple cameras.

I was like, “Who?”

Yo, I literally forgot this motherfucker existed. And I’m about to forget again in 5 minutes.

I voted for 44 twice.

Nadine saying that she couldn’t put her “plus-size” model in a bold print made me want to die.

That’s the fakest name I’ve ever heard. First name, first name, sport.
Kyle Andrew Football from Missouri was seen there too.

I hollered when he started rubbing his hair on the mircrophone lol

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