Westbrook is a jerk.

“More like Russell Worstbrook, amirite!!! Go Knicks!!!”

Or, alternatively (and this is coming from a Thunder fan) they shouldn’t make it a series.

cannot be totally fulfilled unless he is the biggest name in the biggest city on a team that has been a paint-factory fire since long before Jimmy Dolan started playing and giving the blues simultaneously

Man. Chris Davis is the 2019 Orioles of players on the 2019 Orioles.

No, that is “Me cago en la leche de madre”

Old Sepp knew his shit.

I’ll chalk you up 

The only real union thugs in America are the cops.

I’m saying all that other stuff. 

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

I dunno man, Ainsley Maitland-Niles comes out ahead, I think. Though this is a fun project.

Happy Duke Schadenfreude Day, everybody!

“Mussolini’s brand of Fascism didn’t really have a racial dimension until he started aping Hitler...”
*stares in Ethiopian*

Even worse, it’s a paid suspension

If you look real close, after that second three, you can actually see Rudy Gay let the controller fall to the floor and go walk around the house for a bit