Little known fact that MLS lineman are solar-powered

When the names come out they’re just projecting.

Finally. I can’t stand listening to Mark Jackson.

Man that Olimar recovery is HYPE.

And to top it all off, he’s super nice. 

Kansas with an earlier than seeding exit from the NCAA’s is pretty sweet stuff as well.

I think you mean that’s ALMOST the real story.

And yet Cam Newton will probably still get concussed four times a week.

As a prolific watcher of anime, you don’t deploy your ultimate weapon until it has the greatest dramatic effect. See: Giga Drill Break in Gurren Lagann, Bankai in Bleach, etc.

Would bjork.

Hide yer dóttirs, sons.

Pretty sure he was referring to the “Animal House” quote...

Or perhaps when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor...

I always clean up after myself but in Japan i literally bought a backpack to store all my garbage because there are no bins ... like anywhere :p

I get why PSG would be a good move if your moving for the sake of moving. But how would it be an upgrade from his situation? We ultimately dont know how good they really are, they win a shitty league. Get smacked in the CL.

My wife is a slut.

partially, also they needed to be unloaded to fit, that completes the metaphor, you have to get rid of your attachment to your material possessions.

The funny thing is that all these interpretations involve it being totally okay to be a greedy dick your whole life as long as you’re totally sorry about it later.

Now that I read your post, I should edit my own to reflect the “humbling” requirement. But I won’t because I am lazy and would never get through the eye of the needle.

I once overheard a money-obsessed weasel respond to someone who cited that biblical quote by saying, “Actually, back in those days, in Galilee, there was a stone gateway when you entered the town and they called that gateway ‘the eye of the needle’ and it was easily big enough to accommodate a camel. So, in reality,…