Brad Pitt is nearly twice the age of Alia Shawkat. I do not think they would make a good couple, at all.

This might be the only time I will ever agree with Wendy Williams. 

Not that I've been in one in at least a decade, but that Staples picture is fucking disgusting, especially considering that it’s staged (who’s taking the picture?).  Presumably she came there in a car, why not change the diaper there?  Fucking breeders!

Doctors wear face masks during surgery so that their mouth germs won’t get into the patient’s open wound. Not to protect themselves from airborne viruses. If they’re dealing with patients with certain dangerous contagious diseases, they wear filter mask or respirators so that they won’t get sick. A simple face mask…

God damn it.  Macaulay Culkin, I love you, but you’re being fucking gross. 

The designs aren’t as bad as the walks. The second daughter...lol.

They already have

Ashley is the only one I trust for a nuanced take these days. I still find Rich entertaining as hell, though. 

I’ve been trying not to get attached to any Jez writers because FUCK it really hurt when Mark left and even though I disagreed with a lot of her takes it REALLY hurt when Jia flew the coop but dammit Ashley I’m pretty attached to you and I know you’ve gotta leave someday but not soon please. This was really good. 

Just as Tom Brady’s obituary will mention Deflategate and Darryl Strawberry’s will cover his struggles with substance abuse, it is journalistic malpractice to sum up Bryant’s life and career without mentioning the credible rape allegations.

The MSNBC reporter did not use a racial slur. It sounded like it on first listen, but for some reason she started to say Los Angeles Knicks (when the Knicks play in NY and Kobe never played for them), then tried to switch it to Lakers mid-word so it came out “Los Angeles Knickers”. Listen again and you’ll hear the…

I really like Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik together. I have absolutely no reason to hold this view, but for reasons known only to god, this relationship does not annoy me. In fact, I like it.

This story continues to disturb and concern those of us who live in the Sonoran Desert. I have hiked in Pima Canyon, and in the Santa Catalina Mts more times over the decades than I can count, with and without a long series of friends and my boxers who lived with me and shared my life. Although I’ve seen rattle snakes…

This is the only response needed.

Oooor, someone who has their feet in a similar state because they’re afraid of the doctors can be shown this and see that it’s not that scary after all.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

I know people wrung their hands about Hillary Clinton calling Gabbard a Russian tool because something something establishment something feminism.

Starting this convo with a fuck Tulsi Gabbard.

“Nelson, who is now a graduate student in linguistics studying online harassment”