I really wanted to like this comment but the pedant in me won't let go of the fact that Wrigley make Orbit, dammit!

Christians against dinosaurs has to be one of my most favourite concepts of all time.

…If you use a stick as a dildo, then yes.

This is my question, and I never get an answer. They just keep shouting WAKE UP at me. I've never yet come across any flat-Earther who will answer the difficult questions.

I think the actual question here is 'what's it going to take for people to read this post with the tone that is intended?'. ;-)

Best screen name ever. Beyond ever.