Ummm no. Not really.

Classic hotep move. A faint, distant, soupçon of fact smothered in misinformation and transformed into loud foolishness, with the erasure of WOC’s agency and bodily autonomy as the delicious, culminating cherry on top.

I like all these things!!

DNA evidence has a liberal bias.

I always burn once summer hits. Worse if I go back to the Caribbean, that sun does not care. Here for this, it’s necessary.

I am married to a starting player on an MLB team but I’m not famous. I know some famous people through my husband but all the gossip I know is so baseball-specific that it’s probably not going to be especially interesting to the people on this site. I travel with my husband for roughly half the season and haven’t been…

Please do shade court. Please.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

NOOOOOOOO! Don’t tell them my real name is RAFAEL!

This summer I was driving down the quasi-rural road to my house when I felt a tickle on my face. Looking in the rear view mirror I found a leggy tan spider perched, oh so delicately, on my cheek and in my long bangs. I screamed, I swerved. I frantically batted at my own face and hair and chest. I put my car in the…

Maybe cheese them now, and then if they drop for you legitimately later, delete the cheesed edition. I don’t know if that makes up for the moral shortcomings required in the first place, but it’s all I can think of.

My eyes rolled so hard it was audible.

Can I submit to Shade Court, Obama’s tweet? I feel the bit about “We should inspire more kids like you to like science,” is shade at the people that have shamed Ahmed to not want to bring his inventions to school anymore

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

After switching Adam's morning coffee for decaf, the gizmodo pranksters learned true fear.

shitty Girls episodes

Why do sagging pants bother people so much? What’s the big deal? The look they’re complaining about doesn’t even show your ass, it shows boxers once sagged, so what’s the terrible objection to it?

Livin’ La Vida NOPE-A

I hope that is a brand new bag on Anne’s head, because God knows I wouldn’t want the dirt, sparkles, crumbs, etc. that line my purse bottom falling into my hair. Ew.