Never forget: stocks for CCA sharply increased after 45's election.

FYI, the movie received 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. That is one hell of directorial debut for Jordan Peele.

And given that rec. MJ is in blue states, of course they would want to fuck them over. I’m sure it will start with seizing assets.

Loved 45's Twitter meltdown this morning: “Classified information is being given to media that could have a devastating effect on U.S. FIND NOW”.

Do these number include the people CBP turned away after forcing them to sign I-407s?

Boehner can go suck on a Ken Bone. (Even my spell check says the correct word is “boner”)

It wouldn’t really be a Beyonce show if she has to sit the whole time. Although, I think she would reach legendary status is she were to perform on stage while on a floral bed as she rubs her 8th month belly (y’all if she gives birth while I’m on vacation, I’ll scream)

This GIF-meme is legendary and very versatile. The origins of it is even more hilarious. Glad to see he is such a great sport about it too!

So just fuck all the jobs MJ industry has created and the millions of tax revenue from it? Something, something FISCAL CONSERVATIVE blah blah blah

They might be too busy sucking Bernie off.

I completely understand, my Kinja life completely changed once I discovered Giphy aka Gold Mine of GIFs.

See now I’m mad at y’all for un-greying this fool. However, my response to them is a resounding:

The Chappelle Show forewarned us and we did not heed Dave’s words. His Walking Dead sketch on SNL was the funniest shit ever.

I wonder what kind of about-face these conservatives will have after praising Jackie Evancho for singing at 45's inaug only for her to criticize him on his trans policy.

You should check if your dog has been hoarding MAGA hats!

The movie is pretty awesome too!

“...that because the left apparently isn’t being vocal enough, they must be pro-pedophilia.” Are these not the same people complaining about liberal obsession with sexual consent? Their heads are shoved so far up the Breitbart ass.