I could not sleep last night. I will be celebrating Inaugurination Day by going to Sugar Factory and downing at least 5 fishbowls, which will total about $300 but today, I give absolutely zero fucks.

The feds should drop him off at Trump Tower.

The other 6 horcrux(es?) are Ivanka’s panties.

Except this time, when they point their gun at the Exxon-Mobil mercenaries protecting said corporate land, they will be shot dead instantly and no one will give a shit.

“...my best non-hyperbolic but not very scientific estimate.” Who cares?! It’s 2017, where up is down and down is up. Facts don’t matter and opinion are facts! Just make up your own shit, put it on Reddit and await all the glory! You do this long enough, you too can become POTUS someday!!!

Oooh I forgot about the annoying BBT guy!

That absolutely fucking hilarious!!! I’m not sure about Tom but John’s facial expressions screams BUTCH QUEEN! at me.

The first people that came to mind was Matt Bomer, Elton John, NPH, Ricky Martin and Ellen - in that order. You should’ve interviewed me Mr. Eichner!

I went through the entire series and I loved seeing how much she came into her own after 2010. She looked a bit uncomfortable with the classical FLOTUS/housewife style, but after that she really made it into her own with feminine mixed in with new school corporate chic, something that as a New Yorker, I can really…

“The results of the election can be seen as a direct result of conquering the enemy and the fulfillment of the Divine’s plan in the mind of White and Trump.”

Exactly! They could find not one black or queer person? Do they even know what shade is? Do I even want to find out if they know what shade is? Will the Honorable Judge Brown have to hand down a verdict every week on how they lack the understanding of shade like all the other guilty parties (People, Perez Hilton, E!)?…

GOOD GAWD those pictures snatched my damn wig off! That white Tom Ford was absolutely spectacular, you know you’re queen when you can make a wedding white look like a power gown. I hope those pieces will go to the Smithsonian soon.

PAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dream on, kiddo.

I personally am conflicted about my current employer. I was told I would be working hourly as full-time (40 hours) with the same pay as my predecessor. Fast forward almost 3 years: I am still working about 30 hours a week, getting paid less than my predecessor, no benefits. 1-week paid vacation and no sick pay unless…

That is a stunning work of art! Also, Kara, what is up with these ads for a show named “Throwing Shade”???

He is absolutely STUPID! All his talk about “uniting the country” was just that, talk. Have fun being the incoming president with the lowest approval ratings in modern history, you jackass! He might as well had insulted MLK as well! And the conservative idiots think that BLM will somehow magically disappear once POTUS…

Someone just got their invitation to the cookout rescinded. It should have happened long ago.

I’ve been on The Root since late morning and they’ve been pumping out some good stuff ALL DAY! Shout out to the staff!!

I should amend my comment to say that I will be hate-watching on Friday******, but I won’t. The tequila has had me sedated all afternoon/evening and words don’t matter anymore. In 2017, up is down and down is up.

He’ll award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ivanka for being so hot.