I would not subject those poor mothers to Trump’s bitch face.

I feel like Michelle has more of a classy shade essence, while Mariah’s is just petty queen.

Can’t wait for the Hurricane Matthew Truthers: “The people that died never existed! They were crisis actors! They used the hurricane to lure us out of our homes while FEMA took our guns!”

Sexy Storm Trooper is too cliche and Heidi is on a whole ‘nother level.

What did she shape, Sia?

Well that is because Marc is the only Spanish-speaking person Jen knows. That being said, Marc is a great lyricist and maybe, just maybe, this album may have some depth.

Someone posted this pic earlier:

Wow, the evolved forms look absolutely gorgeous! Now I know I definitely will be picking Popplio as my starter.

I saw the video this morning and fell in love with Brionne! I really hope they will release a Brionne Poke Plush doll to go along with my adorable Fennekin plush. Also, why are they mad about a fictional creature? Who has looked at a male dog and said “Nah, its too feminine!” - dumbasses for real.

That look when she taps the mic!!!!

Sounds like this Halloween will be a great time for creepy clowns to finally see the light!

WHERE DO I BUY HIS CALENDAR? Ay papi ::heart eyes emoji::

well OKAY....gonna need a gallon a water to calm the thirst!

That Drake shade made my head snap, Rih has taught him well.

Can’t wait until the Lifetime movie of this divorce.

Fashion you can sleep in!

My employer had a contract with Trump Org 2 years ago. They refused to pay for the work we did for several months after work completion. All it took was a nice e-mail threatening to place a mechanic’s lien on the property we worked on. Got the money in a week’s time. Fuck Trump Org and fuck Trump.

Naomi’s shade was so cool I had to grab my winter coat.

As much as I dislike the Hadids and Jenners of fashion, I would have done the same and more. You would have seen me summon the spirit of Usain Bolt to chase after that fucker. This is a warning to anyone who plans on kidnapping me.

It was an honest mistake, she meant to say that racism did not exist to WHITE PEOPLE before Obama came into office.