well OKAY....gonna need a gallon a water to calm the thirst!

I actually do not mind at all if we end up in Bermuda!

I’m going on a cruise from NYC next Thursday (13th) going to New Brunswick, should I be prepared for choppy seas or will it all be over by then?

If I ever saw a adult cat-sized scorpion, I would simply kill myself.

That Drake shade made my head snap, Rih has taught him well.

Can’t wait until the Lifetime movie of this divorce.

Fashion you can sleep in!

My employer had a contract with Trump Org 2 years ago. They refused to pay for the work we did for several months after work completion. All it took was a nice e-mail threatening to place a mechanic’s lien on the property we worked on. Got the money in a week’s time. Fuck Trump Org and fuck Trump.

Naomi’s shade was so cool I had to grab my winter coat.

I find it hilarious that the alt-right deems ‘SJW’ as an insult. USA was founded by a bunch of ‘SJWs’ and only continued to progress because of ‘SJWs’ - these people are clearly un-patriotic and hate our military!!!

As much as I dislike the Hadids and Jenners of fashion, I would have done the same and more. You would have seen me summon the spirit of Usain Bolt to chase after that fucker. This is a warning to anyone who plans on kidnapping me.

It was an honest mistake, she meant to say that racism did not exist to WHITE PEOPLE before Obama came into office.

I am rooting for you! We are all rooting for you!

I have loved Gaga since I saw her on the stage of Miss Teen USA and I love her new song. She likes changing it up and I think its great that we are getting to see Stefani rather than Lady Gaga.

Thanks! I am seemingly unaffected by the weekend’s bombings but the Brangelina split has me upset. LOVE IS DEAD Y’ALL!!

I need Tyra’s “we were all rooting for you!” GIF stat.

Usher is severely underrated with this new generation of artists. He was at the top in late 90s/early 00s R&B but fell off because of all the newcomers. Despite all of that, he has been one of the most consistent artists on my generation when it comes to both singing and dancing, HE DOES NOT AGE! I am certainly…

Has anyone tried out ASOS’ wide width shoes? I love their Curve line and I bought a pair of regular width pumps that were waaaay too tight on my feet.

Has anyone tried out ASOS’ wide width shoes? I love their Curve line and I bought a pair of regular width pumps that…

Sorry, just taking advice from a Canadia judge.

Very simple, skew your pelvis or keep your knees together.