Why even bother adding a theme to the Met Gala anymore? I counted about 5 people who actually followed the theme and everyone else is just doing whatever the fuck they want. Its funny how most did last year’s them so well (china through looking glass) but can’t get creative with a technology theme ::eyeroll emoji::

Michelle’s nails are ON POINT, she came to slay!

DOES THE ‘B’ STAND FOR BECKY?! OMG ANNE HATHAWAY IS BECKY! YOU WHORE!

So you kick the B-hive and get mad when you get stung? GIRL BYE

Maybe cause she doxxed herself?

It was too late for me to vote in tomorrow’s primaries (deadline was in Oct, before the first dem debates). I guess I will just be voting for whoever gets to the general in November ::crying emoji face cause I won’t get an “I voted” sticker::

Yes, I would certainly like to know more about the wealthy kids of NYC. I certainly know nothing of them. ::eyeroll::

It is so easy for rich people to bitch about something that affects them, they have the financial means to deal with the consequences of not vaccinating. Poor people...not so much.

I will fucking cry.

You are a fucking treasure, I love you.

I wish these people would stop it with the fake concern for teh childrenz already. There is nothing stopping anyone from entering a restroom and sexually/physically assaulting someone, whether or not they are in a restroom that corresponds with their sex. Just admit that the mere existence of trans people bothers you…

Like how will they know who is teh gayz and who isn’t? Will there be a large gay-dar machine at the entrance of every Party City? Do you have to show a birth certificate when you use a public restroom? Do you have to list the name and address of your last 5 sexual partners to buy a car? So many questions, too many…

I feel like my lifelong NYC residency should be revoked for not knowing that song was by RuPaul. Feel free to roast me :(

I just want to know when did Vogue start sucking so much Kardashian dick, I thought Wintour hated them??

Being white, young and wealthy sure has its perks. I’ve seen more beautiful, lively, intelligent women working in fast food restaurants and the Hadid/Jenner/Kardashians of the world wouldn’t stand toe-to-toe against them. Vogue needs to quit acting as if these girls became models through their own merit.

Yasssssss, Jessica Pearson is my fucking spirit animal. I will watch ANYTHING with Gina Torres!!!!!

Good lord, Chad has such a lickable neck.

Dude, just use Wattpad like everyone else!

Can’t even watch the whole video, I’m already traumatized.

OMG THAT LIP BITE!! I’m meltiiinnggg ::heart eyes emoji::