• Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt are fighting over the lead role in the Mary Poppins remake.

Either these ladies need a new makeup artist or HD pictures aren’t flattering for anyone.

Will these be at H&M prices or Balmain’s? Eh it doesn’t matter, there is no plus line anyway :(

Why can’t she also be my grandma?? (Both my grandmas are awesome as hell and feminist af!!)

Hillary, slowly step away before he gets you pregnant too.

Kylie is trying really hard to look like Kim, they look nearly indistinguishable.

This same thing happened to me but the couple in question were pregnant which concluded in spontaneous abortion halfway through. We weren’t close but I did (happily!) follow their posts then they stopped. It wasn’t until months later she shared an article about miscarriage and commented on her experience and I felt so…

Still no Caracal love on Jez?

but mike you’re the thot

The owner of the company I work for also owns a restaurant in Midtown and they were sued by many of their (mostly undocumented) workers for wage theft leaving the owners with a $50k bill of back wages to pay - this occurred 8 years ago and the owner still complains about it at least twice a week. My beau also just won…

That is exactly how I want my guests to feel for making me spend a bajillion dollars on a wedding.

geez just get some goddamn matte paint!!!

This just made me realize that there should be a college course called Sociology of Kardashian: A Half-Assed Inquiry (wow this is some good weed)

I suspect it will only be up to Mr. Limbaugh to head out to Mars on a one-way trip and expose this liberal agenda GO GET EM TIGER!!!!

Anyone know of local shops in E. W./Bushwick/Rigewood area that are doing this?

OMGKIMFIELDS that might just be enough to shut down my hate for reality tv idk y’all

when I turned in that relic @ the Gunsmith, i think he said something about it being from an old weapon and that its useless??? WHAT A SCUMBAG

I LOVE cooking but that love is drained away by a poor person kitchen (lacking hygiene and space, fucking stupid landlord) and low quality cookware/appliances. If I were a baller with a decent kitchen, I would chef it up daily but that is not the case so I stick with (wallet-draining) takeout.

who cares call me when you both step up your game on the + lines especially you, H&M

When was the last time you had blood come out of your whatever?