Bad timing, Mark. Coming up on 5 yrs with King and I’m feeling the pressure of the when-will-you-marry talk from family/friends - why is adulting so hard??!?!

Oh boy, tomorrow and Friday will be a fun days in the city for sure.

i totally had the same idea except mine would include make-up tutorials while i’m high af

girl wtf you haven’t been to jaimaica (qns) in forever and now you +meek are a hood couple???

Bra-wearers must be on a bad streak. Just this week, two - TWO! - of my bras had the underwire snap and were stabbing the life out of my right tit. I don’t know what to do as those were the only ones to manage my boobs :( :( :(

omg this has me in tears rn

So if we both play, we cannot submit? :(

Yes, we have enhanced non-driver IDs and licenses.

Its not her hair its HER EYEBROWS FFS MOST BORING EYEBROWS EVER DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BABY EYEBROWS PLEASE!!!

The citizens that ar eligible to vote next November are the real losers (and haters?) of this debate.

Me no understand, I Android use.

Yes Pope, I will certainly pray for you because these American folks will not be happy when you tell them its not okay to use the Lord’s name in vain to reject marriage licenses.

“Happy Cuffing Season”

That presidential shade is so good it hurts.

The only person I can partner up with in Spades is King, we are a dynamite team :)

FUCK OFF IFFY NO ONE LIKES YOU

Iffy is salty that T.I. had the audacity to tell the public that he fired her lame ass. Girl went from headlining the VMAs to performing as a feature with Demi Lovato and a cancelled world tour, the fuck she think was going to happen?

Bristol, on behalf of America I apologize that NOT racism forces you to take time out your incredibly busy life to tweet about your feelings on reactions to NOT racism. We will try our best to effectively eradicate NOT racism occurrences so that your privileged white lady sensibilities remain intact.

T.I. CANNOT DROP IFFY WITHOUT APOLOGIZING FOR WHAT HE HAS UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD

good lord they wouldn’t get past the 1st ep of ANTM Tyra must swimming in a pool of her own model goddess tears after watching this farce