What the hell are in these apps?????????????

Candy corn violates my American god-given right to enjoy actual candy on Halloween.

Someone should guide this absolutely lovely human to the Kelly Johnson Pkwy in Valencia...

QUIT IT WITH YOUR FACTS, KARA :(

Sooooo its safe to assume the old drink-6-bottles-of-wine girl’s night trick didn’t work? Glad the jury took this case seriously.

Only THREE condoms? Pfft, amateurs.

My reaction reading the first 3 paragraphs.

Watching my (twin) lady Sim walking out of an actor’s trailer (said actor is Jesse Williams of course) with that stride is the best :) :) :)

LMAO @ tags still attached

I call King “babe” and he calls me “babe” - calling each other by our gov is awkward because we have awkward names and everyone else refers to us by a nickname. You won’t know our gov unless you are my friend on FB :) :) :)

I wouldn’t last a second on this type of show. The moment someone says something snarky/shady or tries to police my behavior I would smack a bitch then leave for good AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DIS

We have HBO with our cable package and I’m not surprised no one has asked us for our Go passwords, mostly cause they torrent like I used to before Go when I missed GoT. That being said, I did have to change my Origin password after a friend betrayed me and I didn’t want her to have all my new Sims games FUCK YOU BITCH…

I love Kate Spade, my wallet...not so much.

I’m sick of these reality shows of rich lady cliques acting like they are in high school fighting over who is queen bee FUCK THAT I’ll stick to my poor people ways. . .

This article points out something many people refused to believe: most undocumented immigrants DID go through the legal path but their visa renewal was rejected or they could not afford the exorbitant costs or they lost the job that sponsored their visa or their documented/citizen spouse/employer abuses/blackmails…

Everyone knows the most tasteful thing you can do for your wedding is have a 9/11 theme!!!

Shut up, Jim. Bleu cheese only exists to make buffalo wings palatable.

1. I thought that was Christina Aguilera.

No thanks to financebros of Wall St. My broke ass King and I have been doing well, even the times where we only had soup packets for dinner.

So lawmakers are no longer going for staffers but for each other?