I’ve already told King: 1) please no ring, I find them uncomfortable, 2) no public proposal/secret videotape, also uncomfortable and 3) Instead of expensive jewelry, why don’t we go on a sweet vacation instead? Its your engagement too! (vacations > jewelry)

“Children in the womb are still children”.

I see Kylie got a lip re-up, poor girl looks like a completely different person.

YOU WILL HAVE TO PRY MY DAILY EGG+CHEESE BREAKFAST WRAP FROM MY COLD HUNGRY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I lick donut before or after drinking?

as a believer in traditional guacamole, I stand firmly against avocado and peas recipes. God made avocados and eve not avocado and peas, ok ???????

Can’t believe I agree with Igloo Australia, is today opposite day ?!?!?!?!

Leoimy girl you were off your game that night...or maybe that tiny stage they had just couldn't handle you.

Building on both sides of my building were just bought by some scumbags that kicked everyone out (mostly families with young children who rely on Section 8). Fuck these assholes - OVER MY COLD DEAD BODY WILL I SELL YOU MY BUILDING!!!

10/10 would wear this outfit irl

I got maxi dress - this quiz understands me!!!

YASSSS IT WON’T BE IN MY HOMETOWN!!! Seriously though, what rent-frozen apartment building would have to be torn down in order to build a PR Library?

I used to have long acrylics in my teen's - back when Sidekicks were cool. Typing on those were much simple with long nails (lol @ my chubby fingers). Since the touchscreen only era, its a pain to type and I don't even use acrylics! It hurts to use your real nail to tap a letter multiple times trying to get your phone…

I remember the day Selena died. It was my mom's birthday and even today she still says it was the worst birthday ever (she was a huge fan). She gave birth to my little sister 3 weeks later on 4/16 and mom's favorite (OF COURSE) - guess what her middle name is?

Dominicana representando a Quisqueya! Is the melody of the chorus from an El General song? It sounded very familiar.

I can barely survive a tap to my boobs - OUCH!

King and I are committed to cruising (jk, taking 2nd one next month). They are short and we visit different places, it works very well with our schedule and budget.

I tried to hold back all the feels when Michael bowed his head in shame :'(

You obviously do not watch anything else that Shonda writes.

HUCK JUST DID WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO TO LENA DUNHAM OMG