Mmm, wouldn't mind some wet Seal...

U.S. local law enforcement should have a Military Arms Yard Sale!

Well if you love your religion more than you love your child, then you have no business parenting.

2015 and beyond is yours if you want it ;)

Thank you so much! W&GS grads unite!!!!

Nope, not one accounting class. I worked throughout college in an office where I picked up bookkeeping really quickly, added with my interview charm, high GPA and employers who aren't afraid to hire liberal arts/interdisciplinary studies grads landed me accounting jobs. Yes, there are plenty of jobs that require…

Smoking bowls ftw!

So sorry about your situation, applying for medicaid/food stamps is a pain - I wish you all the happiness for 2015 and forward!

Well 2014 was great since I became the first in my family to be a college grad (Women's Studies, IN YOUR FACE MRAs!) and got TWO awesomely paid accounting jobs. For 2015, I shall conquer the GMAT and spend my hard-earned money on grad school. I hope everything goes as planned since I dropped my nursing school plans…

O pity me! I was a lurker for much too long but I finally stopped being too lazy to make an account.

OMG Adultosaur. replied to my comment - does this make me an official Jezzie? :'D

Interesting comment as in Spanish it would be written 27 de diciembre, 2014 or 27/12/2014 - I was confused as fuck as an 11-year-old in visiting Dominican Republic during Easter. I honestly thought they had extra months or something.

Igloo, you better continue that WERK WERK WERK WERKING ON YOUR SHIT (specifically the talent part).

That smack to the face was too fierce! Spent like 10 minutes staring at that shit.

So when did Anika's ass and tits grow, at age 27? She looks so much cuter in her high school petite shape.

That one made me laugh the loudest too. Idk whats the bigger joke though, Igloo Australia or #GamerGate?

I just assume that restaurants who use severely under-dressed female-only waitresses has crappy food and the tits are there to make you forget you are paying for crappy food.

I don't know about y'all but I go to the Heights for NYE to celebrate with family. The building always has an open door affair and the typical Dominican post-12AM incense lighting - although I've missed the lighting the past three years cause I was passed out drunk or drunkenly dancing with the neighbor's hot…

I would never horrify my grandma with such a gift - she has a Tracfone she doesn't even look at. Seriously, I go to gma's house and her cell is always in the same spot on the coffee table with a dead battery. I think last time that thing was on was in 2010, when she first received it.

American imperial system: 1 mile = 1,760 yards = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches