So true. I mean, we all know that men showing emotions demonstrates their sensitivity, and what nice guys they are.
So true. I mean, we all know that men showing emotions demonstrates their sensitivity, and what nice guys they are.
If anyone sounds overly emotional it's that guy. We should get him a nice settee and a bottle of smelling salts.
Everyone is different, of course, but when my last dog died I couldn't get another soon enough. It wasn't a "replacement" per se - it was just that a new puppy makes me happier than anything in the universe, and I had been so sad.
The Julia Roberts story is a mess. If that article is to be believed, JR has a passle of ex-military guys guarding her place, cops pass by every half hour, and four squad cars responded to a call regarding a 'crazed stalker' who was thrown head-first into a cactus by her own security team - and the guy got away...?!
Florida Man always has the best mug shots.
Potentially offensive opinion alert:
"Despite the failures of feminism today," she said, "[women] have been tremendously successful in elections."
I have no problem criticizing feminism. It has a lot of issues when it comes to intersectionality, for instance. With that said, I don't agree with any of the criticisms that conservative women have against feminists. Conservative women are internalized misogynists. They accept the notions that they're inferior to…
"To paraphrase Gloria Steinem, women need feminism like a fish needs a bicycle."
Because women only go to college to get date-raped.
*Stands on all the women who have worked their asses off so she can stand there today* Feminism is not important and I don't like it. "*walks away on all the women who continue to be oppressed today and tomorrow.*
Students, unwrap a fudgesicle and pass it around the room. Look at how sad and drippy and small it gets the more it is passed around. This is what happens when boys sleep around with more than one person! Boys, if you have sex, you will get AIDS, your penis will start dripping and get smaller, and you will die.
True story: at my friend's Catholic high school's "sex ed" class, they gave everyone a cookie, but said, "don't eat the cookie until we give you permission." Of course, the impatient, bad kids went ahead and bit into their cookies right away, which—GOTCHA— turned out to be made with salt instead of sugar. All the good…
Why is only the girl who is left "dirty" after sex?! Don't get me wrong, I think it's a fucked-up analogy to begin with, but I'd be slightly less irritated if they would at least apply it equally.
The analogy proceeded to break down when students decided that dirty chocolate is still chocolate, and took it as an endorsement of sex as being as good as chocolate. Orgies ensued.
Well yeah, obviously. A girl who has sex with one person can never have sex with anyone else, ever again! You wouldn't eat a chocolate that someone took a bite of, would you? This is the same thing, for women are not autonomous beings that have all the rights and desires common to humans. They are COMMODITIES. And…
Technically, couldn't the students then say that passing the candy around with the wrapper on kept the candy from getting dirty. So, by their own standards,
Best thing ever. I'm off to the store to buy some Teddy Grahms right now.
Jesus. Really? So, her ideas are a little outmoded. But she's a child of her time. Cut her some, motherloving slack.
She's not my type of comedian (Tig Notoro, on the other hand...I die.), but I still think she deserves a big round of applause for burning down the boys club over there at Comedy Central.