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Literal dickhead.

Jason Schwartzman makes me wiggle in my lady-parts.

To be fair, it would be a little unnerving to look across the stage at the guy you're debating and know he's getting his dick blown the whole time.

I have seen toddlers better able to negotiate who wants the choo-choo.

the answer to that is 'more than you.'

*face + palm OTP*

I was dismissive of this crafty-bandwagon-ning until I got to the cutting board. I would KILL for a dress printed in a pattern like that. Hell, sell me the fabric and I'll sew the dress myself. I would wear it to give my lectures on Small Pox and death and the Civil War (60% of Civil War deaths were from disease!…

NONONONONONONONO

Aww, a little Jason Schwartzman is an excellent palate cleanser after that photo of Biggs.

Well he did refuse to support anti-lynching laws.

They should have retired the name Jason after Schwartzman. He broke the mold.

we haven't even touched on if she was nursing. A weeks old baby eats...constantly. So much that pumping to keep up with demand for later AND feeding is nearly impossible. Her kid wasn't even SIX WEEKS OLD. I don't think most people would even offer to watch a baby that young. There was no way in hell I would have…

Yea, because it's like "no big deal" to hand your 2-week old baby off to some stranger you found on care.com since you have no family or close friends nearby in the area you JUST moved to. I have no idea why she wouldn't want to leave her fresh out of the womb newborn with a perfect stranger. *sarcasm**

According to her complaint, he's a truck driver who was out of state for work (and I get the impression that's a field where the schedules are even less flexible).

I don't think it's totally unreasonable to be nervous about handing your weeks-old baby to a babysitter you had to find within a week, though.

Ok, that makes more sense. Originally it sounded like she just took the case and then was like, "oh, shit, that's just two weeks after my due date. Ooops."

as he commented how my pediatrician must be appalled that I am exposing my daughter to so many germs in court.

Oh man, I wonder what they're doing now. I bet Bart has a couple kids and a mortgage, Lisa is a very talented freelance writer who constantly hits Marge up for money and wonders why she can't find any good guys on OKCupid, Homer has unfortunately died of his numerous health problems, and Marge would never admit it to…