drinkin n daddy fuckin.

He knew what he was doing when he went into that stretch too. "oh do you like my jogging suit? HOW ABOUT NOWWWWW?"

Storm of Syphillis

This exchange had everything. I love and admire you both. Stars all around.

Oh great! This Biblical sex caveat is awesome. I suppose this means that if I also have sex with my dad, any of my multiple 200 wives (or their sisters!), or any number of prostitutes, I'm golden!

yeah like

i had no idea they were married, this is the best news of my life.

Storm of syphillis was my metal band's first album.

I know I am safe from STDs because I am yoked by my husband's sex. His sex is an umbrella sheltering me from the storm of syphillis that threatens the fabric of our family.

I've found this to be a great litmus test. Do you like Duck Dynasty? Then you support homophobia and racism, so we probably won't get along! At least the idiots can't help but advertise themselves.

Read that as "Stephen Colbert shot himself" and almost had a heart attack.

This is (another) article that we should all bookmark next time some asshole asks "Why don't women just say 'sorry, not interested'?"

I'm a big fan of using "Nice Guys™" because dudes who say that shit tend to not actually be nice.

And people wonder why I'm such an angry feminist.

I...I just...This sucks so much. Her poor family.

Now can we talk about how the entitlement complexes of certain men breed actual, real violence? Because apparently the UCSB massacre wasn't a clear enough example for some people.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that we're not supposed to discuss politics in the immediate…

#yesallwomen

Don't worry, though, there's no such thing as rape culture, and women should feel totally flattered and not at all threatened when men hit on them.

What a tragic thing to have happened. I hope her family can mourn and find peace.

"I have a man, I can't talk to you"... Obviously, this is an awful story of misogyny however you cut it. But on top of all that, I still wish for a world where saying "I belong to another man" wasn't the first thing we were all trained to say to get rid of harassers. It's not like, if she were single and told him to…

So in this case, when the national chapter of Phi Delta Theta said, "No more of this behavior," they really meant ... no?

Fascinating.

Man, Morrissey's lyrics are just getting poppier and poppier.