RIGHT?

i would have a lovely small wedding at my mom's house in maine and then roll around on all the money left over while cackling wildly.

I see you're reclaiming the "WTF" tag from Mark. I salute you Isha.

SoFl: basic = classy

I was about to say the same damn thing!

Similar friend in college watched me make cookies and had no idea someone could make them from scratch. He thought they all came from grocery stores and noone else could bake them from home unless it was the frozen tube stuff. He was 22. He also thought that calories had to do with the size of things. No matter what…

Yay for safe sex.

Slightly related: for years I worked as a cashier in a grocery store that sold fertilized eggs. I have no idea why someone would want to buy such a thing, but it was there for purchase. One day a woman asked me what it meant that they were fertilized, and I had to explain chickens fucking. That was awkward.

But if I don't use misleading headlines to play on my readers' emotions, how will I get advertising revenue?

YAY!!! A real, honest-to-God Science writer! Jezebel, you have answered our collective prayers!!!

I don't want to drink his "lemonade". -_-

He probably votes, too.

NO.

NO.

Hi! So the story you're commenting about was mine.

"What's a Friday?" is right up there with "I sell monogrammed thermoses."

I once had 40yo customer ask me if the omelet had egg in it. The obvious reply of, "an omelet is made from eggs," prompted "well, it doesn't say egg," and a completely bewildered look from me.

People get real confused over buffalo wings. I had more than one person ask if they were buffalo or chicken meat.

Me too.