I once had a guy take the earbuds out of my fucking ear so he could talk to me.

My life dream is two ovens. If we ever decide to purchase our house, we are going to put in a second oven (the house was built in the sixties so the oven is built into the cabinetry instead of being beneath the range).

Kevlar gloves - that is all.

Thank you.

Me too!

not too odd, but I still love it - my slow cooker.

Thank you. It's been a while, but I am doing better. I still do cringe when I hear people say things like "having a gun is a good way not to get raped" though.

That's what I was going to say. Holy Photoshop, Batman!

Holy Crap, these beliefs baffle me.

Unfortunately, the "protect yourself" crowd often bleeds into the victim blame crowd. I left my job at 2 a.m. (closing shift, because some people have to work that) and was raped in front of where I was staying (a brightly lit area with locking doors and a camera). I had taken self defense classes in the past, but the…

Apparently - at least according to the vast majority of Brazilian girls I know.

I agree with the avoiding feelings part. I got through high school by being a stone-cold bitch. I was nice to most people, because that's who I am, but I was tough as nails in a set of stilletos (so I could be tall, and therefore, more authoritative). It took me until my twenties to realize that it's okay to have…

Which is funny, since my dad is an active carrier of Hepatitis. If I went all Lot's daughters (which, ew) I would be bound to catch an STD.

My co-worker is a country boy - has a hunting dog, hunts (which is actually quite lovely since he brings me fresh venison and game), fishes, goes mudding, etc. Even he thinks the Duck Dynasty clan are a bunch of yokels.

seriously, do we have to remember what Lot's daughters did?

They think sex is PIV only. It's their mental gymnastics, not mine.

A lot of people think it's okay though. My cousin went down on tons of guys throughout her years at a Christian High School and still fancies herself a virgin because she hasn't been penetrated vaginally.

That's not exactly true. Diseases like HPV and even syphilis can be caught through other methods (i.e. passed from mother to child, spread via an oral-genital route, etc.) Also, a lot of 'virgins' over 18 have had oral sex, which can also spread STDs.

Yeah, I love when I say that I'm married after getting hit on and the guy goes "well, that doesn't matter to me." It's like "thanks for showing us your scumbag character up front"..

I would appreciate it if they didn't do the scream-singing. That shit wears on me after a while.