I've never met a guy above the age of 20 that likes a handjob. Even a good one.

To paraphrase Erin: No one gives a shit about your boner.

His dirty hair has always fascinated me. I thoroughly believe that one day he is going to get his hair wet and a small animal is going to scurry on out.

She has moves! Also, I want that outfit!

That's awful. Black Friday is one of the worst travel days of the year - it's really selfish to schedule any large event during that time. Seriously, go out and party with your fiance and forget your cousin.

Idk for sure, it's a new one that's coming out this Christmas and is all about sleep. It's a weird cube thing.

I think every guard on duty, and whatever assistant warden signed off on this move, need to take some time out from the rest of society.

Seriously, I hate getting religion thrown at me when I'm at the library or sitting in the park - I would absolutely loathe it if I was about to get laid.

Exactly - it's hour long mass or no booze. not both.

Jesus, you poor thing. Also, Jehovah bless the person who took your place in the rock-collection process.

My brother (god bless him) and his now-wife had to go to a dry Evangelical wedding. It was my SIL's best friend since high school (who she now hated). It was a dry wedding, in a church in August that did not have air conditioning. My SIL (bless her heart) was a reluctant bridesmaid, and had to wear a lined, silk…

I want to know jumpsuit woman.

It depends on the sex - if it is just plain vanilla or BDSM-lite stuff, I am pretty zzz on it. A lot of the problem also deals with the female characters - they're so boring. If I removed them from a sex situation, they would still be boring.

Your dad sounds awesome.

What is with NYE weddings? My brother's college roommate had one (well it was a wedding weekend, NYE/NYD) and I remember him being pissed about it.

I have so many questions, Ziggy.

Ugh that scene is the worst - and then he had the audacity to call it 'empowering for women'. Nope nope nope.

Daily TMI: I did once, during a BDSM scene. I had just gotten out of a hot shower and my husband had them there. I got three ice cubes up the vagina while being hooded and in bondage. It was not what I would call "fun". Also, it makes your mattress wet.

Full disclosure, I do not like most dirty books. Once again, it's a matter of writing, not content. I'm pretty sexually open IRL, so most things won't make me blush or even turn me on. Like five pages of kissing is just wasting my time. Short of some of the classic BDSM novels and Dangerous Liaisons (because John…

Baby elephants are my fave - especially when they're still perplexed by their trunks.