Yeah, I don't know. A lace front would make far more sense.

Just don't put them in the same room together lest they procreate.

Didn't she admit it was fake a while ago? I remember hearing something about how her hair was totally wrecked after Sam & Cat (another thing we are not allowed to talk to Ms. Grande about) so she just slicked it back and added a faux ponytail.

I don't know how it is in TX, but in SC anyone who may be around immuno-compromised people needs to get tested for TB before starting employment. Hell, I work in a corporate office miles away from any of our residential care facilities and still I needed to get a chest X-Ray before I was eligible to start work because…

Haha I did find that post-partum bleeding for me at least, wasn't as bad as I expected. I've had ovarian cysts so I'm used to monster blood clots. I remember reading horror stories of women in Depends that would just fill with blood and I was expectiing something out of The Shining. I had asked my nurse at the end of…

I can honestly say, that the thing you will realize is that most women don't really hate childbirth as much as they say. It's a pissing contest with a lot of women. My MIL told me all about how giving birth was awful and it ruined her life and yada yada yada (I had not yet learned that she's full-blown crazy). She had…

That's what happened to me (my mom had my brother 6.5 years before me). I apparently was facing the wrong way so they couldn't get a gender but between her symptoms and the way she was carrying, they swore she was having another boy. My brother, who didn't want another baby but made piece with getting a brother, was…

Yeah, I avoided it solely because I had zero appetite for the few days before labor.

Nothing too horrible - boychick #2 did come out still in the amniotic sac, which is rare and kind of cool (since you never really get to see first-hand what an intact amniotic sac looks like). When they lifted him and broke the water, a lovely mix of blood, meconium, and amniotic fluid drenched the OB and nurses. I…

What was the dude? Inquiring minds want to know!

Ahhh no!

That is how my son pooped for the first year and a half of potty training.

Oh my God I've had those! Three hour college lectures with no breaks and really no opportunity to sneak out inconspicuously. I swear the reason I have such a strong pelvic floor after two kids is because of those lectures.

That reminds me of the toilet my family had when I was a teenager. My dad and my brother are extremely tall so they make ADA compliant toilets for tall people (magic!). It was a low-flow toilet and my feet would dangle in the air since I am not freakishly tall. It was amazing.

Exactly. It's not funny, it's not witty, and it's shoddily put together. 0/10 - no chance for partial credit.

In my, I'm not a doctor opinion, the reason people are more constipated now has nothing to do with posture. The reason there are perma-constipated people is because people eat diets low in soluble fiber.

Exactly. Even though I was in HS nearly a decade ago, we knew better than to pull this shit. We really only had one time where a joke left a groan. Our ski team used to put punchy little phrases on their sweatshirts. One time the captain of the team was arrested for blow and the shirts arrived the next day. Of course…

The only thing Commack is good for is it's multiplex. That's it - the rest of the place is a hot mess. Signed, a brief resident of Bellport.

the authentic ones are expensive, which is why I went with the pitching shirt instead (aside from the fact that I like him better in a pitching shirt).

Further proof that the NFL is just a money machine