We need uniforms.

Seriously, revenge porn bothers the shit out of me so much. I wish everyone who is a rabid consumer of these revenge porn sites gets punched in their genitals.

Yeah that's it - if it was cut different (since boxy cuts look good on maybe .05% of the overall population) and the florals were not on the black background, it wwould be okay.

Apparently - I'm still trying to figure out what that "right" age is (since one of my bosses is 32 and just had baby #2, and got flack for being a mom at her age). And since I'm slender and wear glasses, people always think I am younger. It was an issue when I first started dating my husband because he wore suits…

This dress just feels so dated. Between the neckline, the floral-on-black fabric, and the chiffon, it reminds me of an Easter dress I would've picked when I was 8 or 9 to look more grown-up.

Exactly. I'm still face-palming about the Cairo one. At least I can hope that the first two were out of stupidity, but the third is just so intentional it hurts.

This is not the first time that I've seen companies make jokes around very serious hashtags. Seriously, all you have to fucking do is click the hashtag, read a few tweets, and see what it is about before you tweet. Not that hard.

I would watch the Hell out of that.

Yeah, there was a guy in the pediatrician's office yesterday holding a newborn. He was totally grey with some crow's feet but he was wearing a bad-ass leather jacket and carried an awesome diaper bag. I spent the entire time wondering if he was a young grandpa or an older dad.

Ugh, that story just made me vomit in my mouth a little.

Haha that is funny. I think I would rather be the nanny than the mom. When I tell people that I'm their mom I get a funny "oh...well, good for you!" response.

To be fair, I have the reverse. I had my first at 21 (he's five now) and I've gotten asked if I'm his nanny.

Hi Stepmom!!!

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

A bit - it makes it taste citrus-y. Personally, I fucking hate pineapple (don't judge) and actually prefer the taste of semen to that of pineapple.

Ugh, Nice Guys (TM) are the ultimate opportunists. It's the same with rape stories: they come out in droves declaring that they are soooooo considerate since *they* never raped anyone. What do you want, a fucking medal for not committing a heinous crime?

I have to be honest, I am afraid that he is going to kill her. That wasn't his first time hitting her, and he seemed completely comfortable at humiliating her via spitting on her before the incident happened. The violence he showed was very advanced. And now that he's been cut from the team, he has all the time in…

That's kind of why I like the French term for domestic violence. It's not called domestic violence - it's called something that translates loosely to 'the cycle of escalation and retaliation'. It explains the cyclical nature of it, as opposed to 'domestic violence' which at this point, is a shrouded term in American…

Football is some crazy shit. I've grown up in the US, but I just to this day don't get it. My company deals with residential mental health, and we just got our packet from the NFL regarding their concussion settlement. We don't have any ex-NFL players in our facilities, but if we ever were to get one and they had…

She doesn't even look unhappy; she looks ill. I don't know if it's the fact that her complexion is not meant for bright lights and minimal makeup, but she just looks sallow.