I'm starting to think Newt Gingrich may have been on to something with the whole moon colonization plan.

I'm so sick of the "obviously you don't see the humor in it" defense. No, I see you were trying to make a joke - I just didn't think it was funny.

Yeah, I don't know why schools do that. Carolina had rush during freshman orientation this year. Maybe I'm just getting old, but it was a traffic clogging nightmare shit-show.

That's the way it always happens, unfortunately.

Honestly, I cannot stand male geek culture anymore. I know that's brash, but just because I'm the only girl in Game Stop/local Comic Book Store/Indie Record store/etc. doesn't mean you get to ogle me, talk about how you want to fuck me, etc.

'lash out' is one step removed from 'hysterical'.

Well, nothing beats a Southie. They're one tough crowd.

Because Irish-Americans can be a crotchety, judgmental group, especially in the NY Metro area.

Super excited to see Betsey Johnson dance. The lady can still do cartwheels and splits.

Yeah, living in SC, this whole thing is a mess. It could have been avoided if the higher-ups had just apologized and rectified the situation instead of doubling down.

Because that's America. We value perpetrators over victims.

Yeah the magic is some sort of Rumplestiltsken shit - it's not evil, just inconvenient.

The shoes and the belt cut her silhouette into pieces and the slouch makes her shorter than she is.

I love me some dark lipstick, especially on someone as fair as Cara, but it would have been better with a matte face and without the bronze eyeshadow. She looks so washed up and greasy. If you're going to do bold fashion, you need to make sure everything else is en pointe.

Yeah. And the swizzle stick just pushes it to over the top trashy.

What's with the belt? Between the high-waisted knickers and the belt, she looks a lot chubbier than she is (particularly because she is super-thin).

I am not entirely sure how to go about it as a server, but I know that a lot of French restaurants in NYC have replaced "entree" as the first course and have started using Roman numerals to identify courses.

I do too!

Yeah, you have to be a special type of build/style to wear Carolina Herrera. I've tried on her clothes and I just look like a little girl playing dress up.

Thank you! It has been a long day, hence the profanities.