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The New York Times had a video about the way Brown's body was treated the day he died, in which they interviewed community members. Aside from the fact that the body was treated terribly (it was left uncovered in the summer heat for four hours - the officer said 'that's how crime scenes need to be treated'), you can…

I feel like Chef #1 needs to meet my friend's late opa, who was also a chef. Opa was raised in Germany, forced into the SS at 16, and sneaked out of Germany to emigrate to America. He worked in the Hamptons and took shit from no one. Not much of a yeller, but he was abrupt and had an ice cold stare. I wish he was…

But they should be. Jesus, it seems like all you Ed Sheeran defenders are okay with completely disregarding feminism.

But you understand that saying "sex-moppets" have no other use than gratification is *inherently* demeaning, right? Sex workers, which Miley is not, do have worth beyond what they do for a living. Hell, my husband's friend in law school was unbelievably smart and now works in a top-tier firm. However, she also doubled…

I am a parent. I think there is a huge difference between taking drugs or kicking homeless people and shaking one's ass.

Love Rita Ora's gown. Red looks so good on her. I also like the structure of Iggy's gown.

Thank you. It's not an original - I had heard it some place else a while ago and would give proper credit if I could remember where I heard it.

George Will, is that you?

As most unsolicited parenting advice generally is!

Ugh, Ed Sheeran just lost major points with me. I absolutely loathe people that use the "If I had a daughter, she wouldn't do x" argument for things they don't like. It reflects the mindset that girls are still their father's property.

That is so crazy. Why did he bring his son with him? Why did he forget him? Ah! so many questions!

That's why I love that I have both a dead lock system for the front door and I have a camera intercom at the gate. Aside from making me feel a bit like Irene Adler, it has helped to deter crazies, like the one guy who threw chili on our entrance or the other that called me a racist because we didn't have shower…

My kids are intense - they would do well in a post-nuclear situation.

That is awful! I have never known of this phenomenon. That's insane, and it's crazy that she's done it not once but twice!

Ugh no, I don't blame you. My son was on a big "I want a baby sister" kick for a while. People had told me to buy him a baby doll to take care of but they were all so goddamn creepy looking. Nope. Luckily he's easily satiated so we got him a Glo-Worm and gave him a spare bottle and his brother's old onesies for it. He…

Seriously, don't you have a Reddit thread to get back to? These guys did good work. And women have done more than enough things, including lobbying for the creation of the VAWA and pressing for the prosecution of drunk drivers. And just remember, a woman created you :)

My husband's family relocated to Maricaibo in the '50s. His grandfather was born in Cuba, went to college in Oklahoma, and then was hired by Exxon to oversee their Venezuelan refineries. The grandfather and the majority of the family eventually came back to the U.S. but my husband's aunt still lives in Caracas. She…

Hey, you should be grateful. Louisiana just saved us from the reincarnation of Dr. Octopus! Praise (white, Republican, probably condemned the gays but that part got edited out) Jesus!

I am going to be honest - I have absolutely zero knowledge of the 8th century so I can't judge. Much like Outlander and Rome, some of my history friends hate it and some of them love it.