The stylist I used as a teenager didn't do blonde dye jobs because she thought most people couldn't pull them off and then would bitch about it even though they insisted that they wanted flaxen, instead of a flattering honey. She did say that her daughter begged to look like Britney Spears when she was in high school…

I'm not normally a violence fan, but I really wished that someone would have grabbed the clippers and shaved her damn head on the spot. She's the same age as me - there is no reason to have a petulant, two-year old tantrum.

Well, that is good to know! The name lives on!

Love heterosexualizing as a verb.

The fashion has been around since the mid-90s at least, when I was a girl scout (1993-99).

Exactly. Although I am shocked about the Biblical names people give their kids: Delilah, Ezra, Darius, etc. It's like "have you not even skimmed the Bible?"

Exactly. My mom worked at a school filled with "weird" names: Cross, Mars, Chrysanthemum, etc. No one gave a shit, especially since a lot of the names had personal meaning.

You can safely say? Are you an etymologist?

You know the names aren't deviant, right? They aren't made up shit. A lot of them are Creole, African, and Islamic names. Just because you don't understand them and those particular cultures doesn't mean that they are wrong or inferior.

Well, don't you know we need to punish those nasty, filthy women for not keeping their legs closed in the first place!

One time i was traveling through upstate NY and came across a quaint family cemetery in a pine grove. Their surname was Dorkus. I am assuming that someone eventually ended that legacy.

And crying! I would even consider being more sympathetic if they were in sightline and sleeping. But two wailing babies in a hot car while you're behind a building? Nope nope nope.

Whatever pit you crawled out of, preferably.

Leave.

"I think it's going to be a really hard case for the Commonwealth to make," said Ed Riley.

That's awful. I do understand the point of firing for NCNS, I just think that jail might be an extenuating circumstance, especially if you do make the attempt to call and get covered.

That is awesome. I am glad to hear there are other good HR people out there since we tend to get a lot of flak.

I just can't fathom firing someone for being arrested for something this stupid. I work in HR in South Carolina, but I am a paper-pusher, so I don't have hiring or firing authority. If I did, my company doesn't fire for things like this. The only time we fire after an arrest is if they did something that can cause…

My weird theory: she did it to snub Rita Ora. Since Ora is playing Christian Grey's little sister, it was Beyonce's way of putting herself into the situation. It would fit in with the weird Beyonce/Jay-Z/Rita Ora rumors.

The rule is, you can say but we can't ask or even hint about certain things. If you want to let us know that you have ten kids or are pregnant or can't work past sundown for religious purposes, go ahead and let us know.