But even if you take the drug as prescribed, you can still be massively fucked up and if you are taking it for extended periods of time, you develop dependence. Women who are addicted to painkillers and pregnant cannot take methadone because of the perceived chance of harm to the fetus and they cannot quit cold turkey…

Can I just say that I don't understand Adam Levine as a concept? He baffles me.

Can one be a life curator?

That's what I read it as. I was really excited for a moment - and then I realized that Blake is probably just going to be selling me $200 organic cotton t-shirts. Which, I guess is kind of like getting screwed.

As much as I hate Reagan, C. Everett Koop was the shit. He taught us all about AIDS and secondhand smoke.

That is expression is pure "I would never have posed for a stock photo if I knew it would be associated with this bullshit".

The lampreys made me laugh too hard. I read it in Ralph Wiggum's voice and pictured poor Ralphie having one of those suckers attached to his round face.

Because Tennessee has one of the most restrictive policies on abortions out there.

You do realize that addicted women are often the victims of rape? You can't make sure to use protection when you don't know that you're having sex. And Tennessee is one of the more restrictive places in the country when it comes to obtaining contraception and abortions - so much so, that women can pass the 12-week…

Honestly, I have seen some dumb shit in my time, and I grew up in the NY Metro area. About five girls I went to college with, all from elite high schools, thought you actually urinated out of your vagina. When I asked, "well, if that was the case, wouldn't it just splash out?". Apparently believing your vaginal…

You do realize that one of the biggest addictions in our country is the addiction to prescribed pain killers, which are completely legal? I mean, goddamn Rush Limbaugh was addicted to oxy that he obtained legally.

Oh, sweetie, how old are you? Do you not understand how addiction works?

It had a lot to do with a lack of prenatal care beforehand. And yes, if you don't get proper prenatal care, addicted or not, it does increase the likelihood of something terrible happening.

I saw a bra in Target the other day and it was a really sexy black lace push-up. For a moment I was excited because, hey, there aren't many cheap options for the 32A crowd. Then I saw it was a training bra and I was slightly disheartened.

My husband has to use Tumblr for his graduate program. He is a good designer, a great thinker, but when it comes to social media he is illiterate. He can Facebook and Tweet, but Snapchat, Instagram, and the like have no real appeal to him. He asked me what Tumblr was, and I told him to check it out.

They had our local SEC team read their favorite poems on the morning news in honor of Literacy month. Not only were the poems clearly picked by someone else, they must not have coached them about the poem or the poets. There's nothing better than watching your Tight End try to explain why Emily Dickinson is his…

That is the best goddamn review I have ever read.

But you do realize it is not in fact a baby? It is a clump of cells. I also pass much larger clumps of cells when I get an ovarian cyst - I've never felt the need to put them in a onesie and sing 'Hush Little Baby'.

I would like to think that Freud and Jung have this collective "oy" sound they made when exasperated - and they are both making that sound from their graves when hearing about this goddamn stupid tradition.

Trash the dress just offends me on so many goddamn levels. It is the absolute pinnacle of materialism and waste that runs rampant in certain social circles.