You would be surprised. My SIL, the sick one getting the liposuction, is having it done by a surgeon in Manhattan.

Well, that's it. This doctor really doesn't seem to give a shit. I'm sure if she asked him to remove a leg so she could weigh less, he probably would.

Why can't you get laser removal? Is it because of neuropathy or something? Sorry, but I know absolutely nothing about laser removal.

That's what I was going to say. There are plenty of sites that crowdfund plastic surgeries for women.

I think some people get off on being a dick.

True, but there are greedy people in all professions and other professionals have set standards to make sure abuse doesn't happen. In accounting we have GAAP, the State Bar protects against abusive lawyers, the APA prevents psychologists from using untested treatments like "Conversion Therapy". Why don't plastic…

It really is. And the sad thing is, I can't really be mad at her. She's sick. She's a non-compliant patient. I can, however blame her asshole mom who pays for her surgery and called her "chubby" the second she left impatient treatment, and I can blame the doctor that is going through with this.

Not to make this into a personal narrative, but why do doctors allow this? Why don't other plastic surgeons say "no, this is unacceptable!"?

That's what I don't get about people. If someone tells you a word is offensive, stop using it. Don't try to argue about why they shouldn't be offended. There are plenty of words in the English language; you don't have to use only the most-offensive ones.

That is amazing.

I really don't care which one of the duo is "more racist" - the whole show is a vile, racist mess. But go on, find a way to make the show less vile.

Yeah I couldn't do it in the summer because it is too hot where I am. As is, I have to re-apply deodorant frequently.

Yeah, after the first 10 days, there's not much new to observe.

Oh, when I was in high school, I was willing to endure complete and udder humiliation to get a good grade. My friends had to do a Mexican exorcism, and whoever was their "exorcisee" got ten points added to their own presentation. So yeah, I signed up to hold sage in my mouth and have eggs cracked over my head.

I've done it before for 10 weeks - it's really not that bad. It saves a lot of time.

I won't ignore him until my cup runneth over with his sad, racist male tears.

I'm sorry, but I just pictured a bunch of lonely neckbeards sitting on rocks in the ocean, singing troll songs.

Yeah, even my grandma who is a bit of a racist and a firm believer in conspiracies and faith-healing thought that Opie & Anthony were complete raccists.

Yay, our first defender of a racist asshole who was taking creepshots, is here. Sound the trumpets!

Ugh, he called me a rape apologist, which as a survivor of rape was way too offensive. And then after I released a heavy stream of profanity, he gave the classic white man #sorrynotsorry. Not necessarily the best reaction on my behalf, but it really did give me the need to be a keyboard warrior for the afternoon.