I would not be surprised if she is a social worker with zero real credentials. Like, the credentials you need to actually treat people.

That's so stupid. I was a stripper for a very short period of time (like, less than a month) and three years later, do you know how many people in my circle know that? One. My husband. I'm a professional now, and I can honestly say that if my boss found out, he would be like "oh okay" and never ever talk about it…

That's a pretty awesome service. Part of the reason my husband is considering returning to Law School in our current city is because they are very mental-health oriented, as opposed to the Tier 1 Law School who's counseling center told him to suck it up.

I don't know your current struggle but I just wanted to give you a big old internet hug <3

Ugh, I hate S&S. Pete Wentz owned one on the LES when I lived in Manhattan. It was like diving into a sea of Ed Hardy.

Sorry to hear that. I know how hard that can be. *hugs*

Congratulations, lady! I was high-functioning in the sense that I was working and my kid was taken care of by me, but I hated everything. Finally, after I developed PTSD due to a trauma and the drinking caused my adrenaline to surge, I stop.

Team pastries! That pie is too damn beautiful. I have pie envy.

Yeah, that is pretty awkward, especially since he has a kid. Then again I'm biased because I've seen several of my friends label themselves as "high-functioning" despite the fact that they have no real friendships, no job, no relationships, and mummy and daddy pays all their bills.

Lol my FL name is ursaminimus :)

I was popular, but I still had a few people who liked to bully me. One was a teacher. He found out I was questioning and constantly publicly asking me to come out. My grandfather was a leading Republican politician in the area and my parents were involved with the church, so there was no fucking way I was going to be…

I love glitter nail polish. I used to have a gold Sally Hansen nail lacquer and two coats of that would last forever. SuperBlack makes really good glitter nail polish in colors with fun names like "The Bends" (which is aqua with teal, white, and navy glitter).

Ugh, it is. I got married young seven years ago. Most of my peers are still dating. When they try to explain things like Tindr (is that how you spell it? I don't know) to me I really want to say "I'm sorry but all of this sounds just awful".

"Fuckin' vanillas need to stay out of the toy box before they get hurt"

The worst part of the Pearl method is that the advocate using plastic switching to hit so it "doesn't leave recognizable marks". That's how to be an effective abuser 101.

She acts dumb, but it's part of her brand. She is actually a pretty gifted entrepreneur.

Apparently, from what I have heard, other community members have some of their kids living with them. So it seems like they push the old ones out to make room for the new ones.

Weasely shits have been doing this forever. It's the same as "we were broken up emotionally." Yeah, unless you are actually broken up, it doesn't count.

Yes, and as a fellow FetLifer, I can agree that women of all shapes and sizes are hot commodities on there. They show that sexiness comes in all sizes.

Ugh I know, I feel so bad. It's the same as when I see public proposals that were clearly not discussed beforehand. The proposee has to say "yes" or else they look like the worst person ever.