Oh please. I work a demanding job that is underpaid, but I have never thought to make threats of violence against anyone.

"Eat that hobo!" sounds like a fun game show.

My wager: bunga-bunga party a la Burlesconi. I don't have bitcoins but I will gladly bet a batch of my homemade, vegan apple muffins :)

Exactly. I think the Mister and I have far more anal than some of my gay guy friends.

I would venture to say that at least another 40% are lying. I remember when Fifty Shades originally came out, a parenting magazine had a survey that revealed that 25% of moms had kinky fantasies at one point are another. I said to my husband "25% are kinky, and 70% are filthy liars".

^ Thank you, Dan.

Personally, I prefer to spend my time sitting naked on rocks singing songs until a bunch of sailors crash. However, getting men to click on Jezebel articles works too :)

Yeah see I'm move B/D than psychological so yes, I have a matching leash to go with said collar.

Do people really have a thing against Freemasonry? I live in the South, and whenever someone has a Freemason ring or is a known member, the only thing I ever hear is "ohh...you are a member of the Freemasons? cool."

I think it depends on the collar. My collar (that just fell apart yesterday after seven years of service...boo) is standard black leather. Unless you get to see the buckle, you would just think it's a black choker. I'm not going to wear it to work, but I don't take it off to run to the corner store or to take out the…

That's why I think I need to be allowed one day a month to punch a stranger on the internet in the teeth. I have my choices for April and May, but Ms. "Hot Piece" is in line for June. Possibly July as well since she dumped a guy for giving her an unimpressive engagement ring.

My poor husband had that with his ankle. He suffered a trauma (shattered both the major bones and needed to have a plate put in) and was having pain for months later. All he wanted was stronger-grade ibuprofen, but the practice that did his surgery insisted that "people don't have post-surgical pain" (If I had not…

Thank you. I hate how many people are ripping on CC and on math in general. You can't hate math and then wonder why American kids aren't going into STEM.

I've seen a ton of gross things in my day: dead river rats, public restroom poopsplosions, subway wankers etc. but I still have one memory that grosses me out.

Ugh, mental hospitals are the worst. Especially when there's no segregation. I went to the ER for a panic attack because my meds stopped working and my doctor was on vacation, and I got the same gown and padded room treatment as everyone else. I was the only person not homeless or in massive restraints because they…

This whole thing just reminds me of a quote I once saw: "If you see a laborer and tell children 'that's why you study', it doesn't teach them the value of an education; it just teaches them to devalue laborers"

Ugh, I am so sorry that happened to you.

I wish that we had reasonably priced diaper disposal bags here in the US. Right now I use dollar store scented wastebasket liners that smell like the perfume department at Macy's.

My four year old was caught launching my tampons into the sink. He then tried to "wash away the evidence". As our building super was snaking our sink, I had to ask why he did it. He said "he didn't wan't mommy to know he was playing rocket ships". I gave him a +1 for imagination, but a -5 for execution.

Not at my office. The construction team forgot to put those in. So anytime I have to take out a tampon or replace a pad, I have to carry it up to the front wastebasket.