um... what's happening here.

I just think a lot of it is modern teetotalism masquerading as "SAFETIES FIRST!"

This reminds me of that time I went on Craigslist and stumbled across an ad for someone who would sit on your face for like 100$ for ten minutes.

Ain't that just the way it always goes. Taking credit when you can't show receipts.

That is precious. More importantly: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MAN WHO IS EXACTLY THAT FINE?! Jesus.

This is always the best, imo.

Ginsburg's scones are excellent.

COCOGHAZI

National Domestic Violence Hotline

The man's eyes remind me of someone. Oh right

I could watch that first one — the two puppies falling in unison like tiny, furry synchronized swimmers — over and over and over. And that butt wiggle in the fourth one. Over and over.

Someone needs to mash this up with THIS

As a vegan, I say if you are rubbing armpits with lemons and wearing paper shoes, you're doing it wrong.

This is wonderful! A couple months ago students in JeffCo (the county over from Denver) walked out because of revisionist plans for the AP US History curriculum. Colorado's future is wonderfully blue.

It is a weak, weak statement, but Hefner does get a couple points for not flat-out denying it could have occurred.

This may well be the greatest thing I'll read all day. Thanks for that.

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

I am not even going to address the obvious stupidity on the gender aspect. Everyone else will.